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Stretford ender 🇾🇪

Derbyshire
Joined September 2012
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Matt Allen retweeted
Mason Mount GW3 after coming on as a sub
Robot dies mid-run during the ‘Robot Olympics’
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Thats right lads, you did 😱
🤖 Made with AI
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Thoughts and prayers currently with the Scotland fans who have been knocked out for a fourth time this tournament
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Fella probably spent close to £5000 on flights, tickets and accom and just wants to enjoy a once in a lifetime experience without someone behind him recording himself and screaming like a toddler, he asked nicely to stop and they still took the piss, poor 👍
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One of football’s last true fucking fruit loops this bloke
I can’t believe he was Southend United manager, this man has head the ball one too many times in his career 😭😭😂😂
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You drove farmers to suicide, tried to freeze pensioners to death and actively ignored and covered up the rape and torture of thousands of children and young women. Absolutely no sympathy.
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer gets emotional as he resigns as Prime Minister "I shall spend more time on the most important job. Being the best husband I can to my fantastic wife Vic... and being best dad I can to my beautiful children, who have been my pride and joy"
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I was so against the World Cup being extended to 48 teams but then you see Curacao score against Germany and then Cape Verde and Scotland both picking up points in the group stages and you half change your mind on it
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these accounts make me want to blow my fucking head off
Excluding Andy Robertson Name a Scottish player who has played for Liverpool. Level: Difficult
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Dan Burn against Spain tiki-taka at the World Cup
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Thought Cundy had the Ange mask out again
TOWIE star Bobby Norris, 39, shows heavily swollen and bandaged face after facelift as he calls out ‘judgy’ strangers Former TOWIE star Bobby Norris has shared his raw recovery in Turkey after undergoing a full face lift, neck lift and lower blepharoplasty in March 2026. The 39-year-old posted an Instagram video on May 12 wearing a tight compression garment, his face extremely swollen and bandaged, as he stepped outside for fresh air. He revealed he was given a disgusted look by a woman he described as a “lady of the night”, telling fans: “Ain’t it funny how some people are just so judgy in life?” and captioning the post “Love & Light to all the little Judge Judies.” Bobby admitted a decade of abusing dermal fillers every 12 weeks had stretched his skin like a “deflated balloon”, leaving it impossible to fix without surgery, and said he acted after a serious health scare last year. He first unveiled the results while still swollen on This Morning last month and insists he owns the decision with zero regrets.
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Honestly Gary, you are such a cunt.
🚨🚨🗣️ Gary Neville on Michael Carrick and the permanent Manchester United head coach job: “I just thought the other day, it would be so classy and Michael-like if he said, ‘guys, I’ve done what I came in to do, I’ve done this job, I’ve got you into the Champions League, I’ve re-stabilised the club, settled the place down — but now go and put someone [else] in.’” #MUFC [@WeAreTheOverlap]
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Free to watch on ITV, 19:45pm kick off, no HD, no VAR, 4 team group phase, Clive Tyldesley on commentary 🤌🏾 The beautiful game before it was ruined 😢🕊️
Rooney's debut hat-trick at 18 👶 #UCL
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Replying to @MirrorFootball
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Enjoy every second reds #MUFC
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Matt Allen retweeted
Can’t get my head around those mard arses applauding that shite, it’s like giving your dog a biscuit for shitting on the carpet.
At the end of the game last night, look at Cunha 😳
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A Manchester music icon and a passionate, lifelong Red. Our deepest condolences go out to the loved ones of Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield 🙏

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