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MJC

@MattCFromMA

Sardonic, wannabe author who probably should have been a comedian. Or a weatherman. Instead I work at a college.

Joined July 2010
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She's wearing the traditional Slovenian divorce dress.
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For the first time in a long time I want to hang up an American flag outside my house.
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I think a lot of MAGA former elected officials are going to suddenly be very much against gerrymandering.
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I guess one thing we learned tonight is that most voters did in fact know that “Dumb” ends with the letter “b”
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Waiting for NYTimes Headline: "Did the Democrats Win By Too Much?"
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Wait. Does this mean the War on Christmas is back on??
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The only greater night for me will be when he dies.
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Shocked that “Dems want to trans all your kids” wasn’t a winning strategy.
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News break: Paxton and Abbott to check into mental hospital in Ohio.
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Fetterman is not having a good night.
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In truth, all this started the moment Trump pardoned all the Jan 6th insurrectionists.
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MAGA moved from the Cheesecake Factory to Red Lobster.
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Trump to pardon anyone who voted for the GOP in the midterms.
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Breaking news: Trump plans to rename Waste Management to Trump Waste Management.
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We should change the name to “Gulf of MAGA Got Its Ass Kicked”
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MAGA (and Trump) June 16, 2015 - November 3, 2026 RIP
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The difference between the Cheesecake Factory and Trump’s White House, is that billionaires pay taxes when they go to the Cheesecake Factory.
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A simple tax law to stop billionaires like Elon Musk from buying elections. After $10K in political donations, every single dollar is a taxed at 100%. That would stop them immediately.
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Digger is The Lone Ranger of Ishtar’s.
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“Is this Heaven?” “No. It’s Atlanta.”
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Erik Miller finished the season going 4 1/3 innings for the Red Sox with a 12.47 ERA and a 2.56 WHIP. Why bring him in there?
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