Barely coherent shouting about Football, Magic, and Anime. Frequently playing games poorly
Durham, NC
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You know the deal, this place is run by the dumbest people on earth so imma start posting on the other one
We have our 4th JMU turnover halfway through the third, they're winning by a touchdown currently cc: @SickosCommittee
"BLEW THAT PLAY UP LIKE A TRUCK STOP BATHROOM"
ELITE commentary in the Kennesaw State Middle broadcast
Matt Coffelt retweeted
"Covered by night, shown in bloody light"
#MeltyBlood #Eclipse2026
Thanks to @inputreader, @swift_donnie, @TheOmla3, @ukonoe_taishou, Rump, @_Aster_Laker, @pinkgoonslop and @moai_no_oh for their excellent performances at the first of many Eclipses to come [Long Live the Night]
[bloody fights.]
Give it up to our Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code top 8. They put on a show for everyone and did not disappoint.🎉
🥇@inputreader
🥈@swift_donnie
🥉@TheOmla3
4️⃣@gakuSSB
5️⃣rump
5️⃣@_Aster_Laker
7️⃣BFG|nic hole
7️⃣CHAINED /soba|Moai
#eclipse2026
The relentless onslaught of sports betting ads is polluting the collective psyche of the the country HOWEVER, Medium Wayne was very funny
Matt Coffelt retweeted
Trust me ESPN, if I’m watching South Alabama-Marshall on a Tuesday night, you don’t need to promote this Saturday’s games for me. I know that they’re happening.
An actually incredible act of corporate goodwill. I legitimately cannot think of another case where a company went this far. You love to see it
We have updated the details of reimbursement for trainers who had planned to attend 7th EVENT WORLD TOUR: THE STAGE in LOS ANGELES. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Please see our announcement:
umamusume.com/news/100113/
#Umamusume
That is so ass. I feel terrible for the folks I know who were traveling for this. Don't get me wrong, not getting their visas is dog ass bullshit enacted by the worst people alive who tragically are also in charge of the country, but you gotta tell people earlier than this too
It is with heavy hearts that we must announce the cancellation of the Umamusume: Pretty Derby – 7th EVENT: THE STAGE in LOS ANGELES concerts planned for Oct 22–23, 2026.
Although we have coordinated repeatedly with all parties concerned and explored every possible option in our efforts to make this event happen, we were unable to obtain the necessary visas for entry into the US, so we have come to the painful conclusion that holding the concerts is no longer possible.
To all the Trainers who were eagerly looking forward to the show, we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and concern this causes, and for announcing this so close to the event date.
Due to this cancellation, we will process refunds for the following:
・On-site viewing tickets
・Streaming tickets
In addition, we are looking into possible responses to Trainers who were planning to attend the concert in person. This will take some time, so we ask for your patience. Details will be announced on the 7th EVENT WORLD TOUR official website.
Once again, we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience this causes to all the Trainers who were eagerly looking forward to the concerts, as well as to the Umamusume cast, partner company staff, and everyone involved who put tremendous effort into making this event happen.
Please see the link below for the official notice:
umamusume.com/news/100113/
I knew it was bad but holy shit
Best rushing offenses through week 7 (EPA/rush vs. off rush success rate)
The service academies!!
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Matt Coffelt retweeted
/r/CFB Reporting: UNC holds off late Duke rally to reclaim the Victory Bell, 24-20
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Matt Coffelt retweeted
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
Matt Coffelt retweeted
Say it ain’t so, I will not go. Turn the lights on, carry me home.
ALT Padres Win Graphic. The background of the graphic is a brown sky with palm trees. A logo at the top of the graphic reads “MLB | 2026 | NLDS | Booking.com”. Below that is today’s final score of Game 3: Padres 4, Brewers 3. In the center of the graphic, large gold text reads “WIN”. In front of the text, there are photos of Manny Machado and Jake Cronenworth in the Padres home white pinstripe uniform. There is a small “Fight For The Faithful” logo at the bottom of the graphic.
