Matt Crivelli

For context on "why don't you Brits already have aircon when it's been around for 100 years", here's the latitude we're on.

Anyone else notice how there are more coincidences these days? Is that a coincidence? Which would be one more to add to the ever-growing list of coincidences. – at Stramshall, England

What a finish James Daly! #ytfc – at Tutbury, England

Get in Zain!! #ytfc – at Tutbury, England

"ALL I NEED ARE GHERKINS AND MAAAARMALAAADE"

Babydoll sounds exactly like Man I Need which itself sounds like so many 1980s pop songs. No wonder this is how the world of music is now, everyone ran out of original ideas Music streaming: Why we're listening to so many old songs bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6kg… – at Rolleston, England

Even the ragebait bots are getting lazy – at Rolleston, England

Alright Cocker

Am I early? #ytfc – at Brimington, England

Wall of Crisps – at Hatton, England

"Starting tonight's show with an new EP from Trapped Badger" – at Stramshall, England

Follow me for other popular but otherwise pointless content – at Uttoxeter, England

Palindromic scoreboard – at Tutbury, England

Cut to 5 minutes later when Craig is stuffing his face with meatballs and lingonberry jam – at Tutbury, England

The wrapper on my sausage roll was so tough that when I finally got into it my watch congratulated me for staying active – at Stramshall, England

No worries about running out of toilet paper here

Fracking – at Tutbury, England