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Former cocaine addict , 3 DWI convictions, Baccarat player

Raleigh, NC
Joined August 2024
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Lyft driver thinks he’s gonna get a cancellation fee out of me, I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees
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T-minus 3 days until Halloween and gay son takes an early lead
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Women have gotten a lot crazier and also a lot hotter in the last 10 years so I went ahead and updated the hot crazy matrix to fit 2026 standards youtu.be/hCByWCxt92U?is=GYmc…
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Wish I could meet this guy
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Insane work on the 16th #expand
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Good eyes pops
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Buddy is not having it today
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Jahmyr Gibbs
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There’s no way his mother named him Cornbread
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I feel like this place is missing a couple of migrants
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Just saw this fake greaser walk out of a store with a leather jacket and motorcycle helmet, then get in a car and drive off.
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Canes are so boring she’s watching lawn mowing videos
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Chic fil a drive thru at lunch, that persons as good as dead
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Dude has opps on isle 4
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Rape me
i wear my felony like a badge of honor
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I wonder if they want to knock my towers over
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I love this lake
Going to the lake this weekend
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Friday night shots
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