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Write stuff on the internet, mostly / Likes: tech, toys, telly, T-shirts, Tottenham Hotspur & tortellini / [email protected]

London, England
Joined March 2009
Poster of the year surely.
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Imagine we took TalkSport to court because of Cundy mucking about the last 6 months. I'd actually be sick out of embarrassment
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All the people in the media who spent all summer indulging Gabby Agbonlahor and co’s relentless whining about the mean rules are to blame for this.
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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The way this Traitors series has gone I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if the producers had run into the room after Maya literally said "three cheers to killing lol" at breakfast and been like "LOOK NOBODY F***ING HEARD THAT ALRIGHT?????"
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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Really funny that Max Dowman embarrassed Arteta on the touchline just days after he embarrassed himself in a press conference by saying he’s the only good teenager to play football in the last century.
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To say you’ve seen as many Ballon d’Or winners play for your club this century as you’ve seen trophies lifted does sum up Spurs perfectly. We might be crap at the team winning part but I wouldn’t swap the best players that have passed through Tottenham High Road for anyone else.
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Wow. 🏆
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Emotional exit by Michael Carrick as fans sing his name. A farewell? Supporters turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. #MUFC
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Cundy you absolute mug, bopped you off your own patch embarrassing from you lot, SPURS ARE BACK!!!
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UP THE SPURS 🤍
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JASON CUNDY RUN INTO THE SEA AND START SWIMMING.
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Thinking of all the times I’ve watched Morgan Rogers’ ugly face mocking us at the corner flag of the south stand in the last few seasons. Thinking hard.
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1 - Harry Kane's goal kick last night was the first he'd taken in any competition for club or country since October 2014, when he went in goal for Tottenham against Asteras Tripolis in the UEFA Europa League after Hugo Lloris was sent off. Versatility.
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Is this the lowest ever moment for Manchester football? City have been stealing trophies for the last 15 years and every United game seems to end with a close-up of Harry Maguire’s miserable mug.
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I mean, technically they’re not wrong…
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new job guys!!
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Trying to remember the last time I saw a doc at the cinema. Maybe the Louis Theroux scientology one. Do people do this regularly?
Everything and more. Due to incredible demand, we're now on sale with more locations and extra shows of #YouCanSeeEverything 👀 At Cineworld in ONE MONTH, Nov 20. 🔗 bit.ly/CWYouCanSee
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