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if you’re asking yourself whether something I said is a joke or not, there’s about a 97% chance it’s a joke.

Dallas, Texas
Joined July 2011
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Marcus Sasser I am moved…
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ROOPE HINTZ OVERTIME GAME WINNER!!!!
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Couldn’t even get through the 1st quarter of the season without a review that takes way too long lol
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The blinking he does for these characters is so spot on lmao
My favorite of that guy who is an actor now
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It’s wild that sports games have normalized charging $30 extra for basically beta testing 2.0 lol. Like maybe I’m crazy but I feel like if you’re charging $100, these “bugs” should have been sorted already lol
Tomorrow we're looking to release a small update to address some of the bugs you've been telling us about, and some of your Closed Beta feedback. This will not be an update that changes gameplay balance and tuning significantly. We want to continue preserving the Early Access and launch gameplay tuning while giving you plenty of time to learn and adapt. We're also looking into other bugs you've reported to us for future updates, you can keep an eye on those investigations and see the full v1.0.1 update notes on our Tracker: trello.com/c/SesaE9LX
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Good god I wish I could just click a button to block all AI engagement baiting garbage from finding its way on to my feed lol.
I am NEVER eating Raising Cane's again...
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Surely the leagues will all see the negative impact gambling has on people and back off on all their gambling partnerships/sponsors, right? Right?
The NFL, MLB, MLS, NBA and NHL joined with their respective players’ unions today to crack down on betting-related harassment of athletes, coaches and families.   “Threatening the safety of an athlete or their family members over a sports bet crosses a bright ethical and criminal line, and it is entirely unacceptable,” the group wrote to gaming regulators in 35 states and the District of Columbia.
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Taunting while scoring a TD to bring you to down by 7 lmao
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What a fucking moron
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Idk what was worse, this thing or the Luka trade
It’s always “We miss Luka” but never “We miss Mavrello Ballovic” #MFFL
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Taj Gibson being traded in September of 2026 is crazy lmao
The New Orleans Pelicans are trading Jordan Hawkins, Micah Peavy, a future second-round pick and a future second-round pick swap to the Memphis Grizzlies for AJ Johnson and Taj Gibson, sources tell ESPN.
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I think if this is something that appeals to you that you shouldn’t be allowed to drive on the same roads and vote in the same elections as everybody else.
welcome to meme city! gave the glif agent a bunch of meme characters and told it i need them placed in the same NYC street, same lighting, and then run H3 Max transitions between them without cuts, one continuous shot + add funny music :)
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How did she know how to open the coke without instructions?
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He really is the final boss of “I’m the smartest guy in the room”
Liberals and MAGA both coocoo for coco puffs
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This has to be the gayest tweet of all time.
I don’t know how President Trump does it. The man is 80 years old and keeps a schedule that would absolutely smoke most people half his age. Meetings, calls, flights, negotiations, reporters, one problem after another. I’d bet he’s working before most of us even find the damn coffee pot. You can criticize Trump for plenty, but lazy sure as hell ain’t one of them.
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What kind of grown man genuinely cares about this lol
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Nah I would have started busting out laughing at that song lmaoooo
Some dreams are not worth the chase
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Dude just basically told everyone to shut up and dribble 😂
This is 2026. People cosplaying as things they don’t have the authority, the talent, or the track record to actually be. Just for content. A mayor playing president. A founder playing operator. A content creator playing one-on-one thinking he’s a pro. A 25yr old with a ring light playing economist. Everyone auditioning. Nobody building. Were raising a generation that learning the reward isn’t in doing the thing it’s in looking like you did the thing. The clip is the career. The pose is the product. The soundbite is the substitute for a life’s work. Don't fall for distractions
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Oh brotherrrrr
Insane: On the 24th day of the month, and in the 81st NBA season, LeBron James signs with the Philadelphia 76ers, Kobe Bryant’s birthplace. We should’ve known all along. (h/t @fliff)
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Imagine being one of the many people laid off by ESPN and seeing this post this morning lol.
For as long as I can remember my mere existence has made people hate my guts.. I’ve been writing songs about it for 20yrs & it’s time to let them aht.. A LOT of headlines & narratives.. if I was to die, I’d like my kids to know exactly who their dad is. 🗣🗣 AUGUST 14TH, 2026
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