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matthew kerr@MatthewKerr_14 Jan 2023

does anyone wanna come over? i just set up the rumpus room

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isabel@shutupisabel8h

We’re renaming Mar-A-Lago Ruthkanda starting tomorrow

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noah kulwin@nkulw12h

A gender in every home

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isabel@shutupisabelOct 30

We will not be erased. #NannyRights

New York Magazine

Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans did have child care for their two kids during filming of ‘You Can See Everything.’ vulture.com/article/elizabet…

You Can See Everything But the Nanny

You Can See Everything But the Nanny

Elizabeth Holmes did have child care after all.

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Carey O'Donnell@ecareyoOct 26

Rewatching Scream… the scariest part for me now is when Sidney takes a nap while it’s still light out and then wakes up and it’s fully night

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matthew kerr@MatthewKerr_Oct 24

all love, i don’t have the time to welcome something called “piss mag” into my life

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matthew kerr@MatthewKerr_Oct 24

janet mcteer, you’re BONES!

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matthew kerr@MatthewKerr_Oct 24

yapped too hard last night :/

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matthew kerr@MatthewKerr_Oct 24

deactivating twitter for 4 hours >>> 🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

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Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern@DylanDernOct 21

When an online order is shipped to me via DHL I just think “ohhh okay so I will never be seeing this product”

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3hollis@crystaIminkoffOct 12

Sure

Image from 3hollis (@crystaIminkoff)

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matthew kerr@MatthewKerr_Oct 10

everyone in the world needs to Act More Normal today. you are all being weird!

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soapy hadid@soapyhadidOct 9

Me and my baby are fucking forever

Image from soapy hadid (@soapyhadid)

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsnessOct 7

Uplift Carrying open.spotify.com/show/5nDrFs…

Carrying

Carrying

Samantha Josephs · Audiobook

open.spotify.com

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˖◛⁺⑅♡ Mariana🐝🍀¹² ⁸¹@faerieeflor111Oct 5

BRING ME THERE BRING ME THERE

Image from ˖◛⁺⑅♡ Mariana🐝🍀¹² ⁸¹ (@faerieeflor111)

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsnessOct 1

Do you guys like movies?

Samantha Josephs' Debut Horror Novel 'Carrying' to Receive Feature Adaptation From Tommy Dorfman's Good Girl Productions (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2026/film/news/s…

Samantha Josephs’ Debut Horror Novel ‘Carrying’ to Receive Feature Adaptation From Tommy Dorfman’s...

Samantha Josephs’ Debut Horror Novel ‘Carrying’ to Receive Feature Adaptation From Tommy Dorfman’s...

Samantha Josephs' horror novel 'Carrying' will recieve a feature adaptaion from Tommy Dorfman's Good Girl Productions.

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Samantha Josephs@SamJosephsnessSep 24

order up!

Sammy@samfz7Sep 24

Oh this is brilliant @SamJosephsness

Image from Sammy (@samfz7)

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Holding@filluppeeenoSep 22

Auntie Anne’s app down for anyone else?

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matthew kerr@MatthewKerr_Sep 18

I'm not!

josie pesce@josiesayswhat_Sep 18

I haven’t seen Matthew Kerr all year. Does anyone know if he’s okay

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TealSlut@TealSlutSep 8

best feeling everrrr

mae flowers@ihatemrbigSep 6

Tall dudes at concerts be like. Ok I think I want to stand in front of this significantly shorter woman

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matthew kerr@MatthewKerr_Sep 5

if i see one more coco larkin chicken au poivre vid on reels im gonna freak the fuck out

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