Jawbreaker

May the 4th is for rebels.

It all makes sense now.

Uncle Fettster and Fat Wednesday. #MAGAPlants #HaleyIsATraitor

One day…

Mood.

I don’t know who needs to hear this… but the McRib is nasty.

“Shove your ballroom up your fat ass.”

Seppies finding out today that they’ve been listening to Russian bots all along and there aren’t millions of like minded morons across Alberta.

MAGA: Socialism bad! 😡 Trump: here have some socialism and vote for me! MAGA: socialism good! 😀

Hey Alberta Seppies, feel free to move to the US. The land is and will remain Canadian. Real Albertans are real Canadians 🇨🇦.

Well… this is awkward…👀😬

You know who I feel really bad for in this whole Katie Zacharia getting fired thing? Anthony Mother-fucking Scaramcci. Until KatieZac, the MOOCH had the record for shortest term. Now Kzac is pretty much half a Mooch- and that’s just sad.

Here’s a jelly donut to celebrate Charlie Kirk’s birthday!

MAGA: Transwomen are mulilating themselves to affirm their gender! It’s disgusting! Also MAGA:

Just so we’re clear, the guy who bombed an elementary school killing 120 children in February of this year, is pissed off that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Grift or Treat!

True Story.