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In a world where you can be owt, be mardy

Nottingham, England
Joined April 2009
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Sassuolo goal would be nice
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After seeing this lineup, I genuinely can't see Nottingham Forest getting a single shot on target today.
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Had Masaccio in the tracker. Did I back? Did I fuck 🙃
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You can give one athlete a completely injury-free career. Every injury they ever suffered is erased. You get to see how great they could’ve been. Who are you choosing?
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Poor fucking guy. RIP
🔵⚪️ | Golpe fortísimo de Owono sobre Jesús de Miguel que hace que salten todas las alarmas. 🇪🇸👀 🙏🏼 Pronta recuperación a Jesús y que todo quede en un susto 🏟️ Tenerife - Andorra
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Matt North retweeted
I have been waiting patiently for it to get fixed since I know nothing in this modern world actually works. But I give up. THE ESPN APP SUCKS MOOSE COCK! I cannot get Sunday NFL Countdown on it. It takes three or four buttons before you reach anything even when it does work. IT SHOULD SHOW WHAT IS LIVE ON ESPN THE MINUTE YOU GO TO IT! Does that take a rocket science to figure it out? Fuck!
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Does Madrid Diomande only ever score worldie’s? Christ. Some hit.
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Feel exactly the same way. Can’t remember the last time I actually enjoyed football. VAR, PGMOL, PSR / FFP, Sky6, it’s all wank. If I’m watching, it’s probably cos I’ve got a bet on it 🤷🏻‍♂️
I’ve already mentally checked out of football, not sure why, maybe because I went and watched us all over Europe with the boys and that can’t really be topped. Not even saying this because we’re shit, I’d feel the same if we were top. Strange really because football has always been a massive part of life, now it’s just about seeing the lads and having a few beers. The actual footie is absolute goy slop
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Story of my flat season that. Buick. Again and again and again.
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Gotta love him
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Replying to @SSE_LTFC
Because for every Max Dowman in football, 1000s of bricklayers, hammerthrowers and yard dogs are running around in the lower leagues who will never make it beyond their current levels. Top technical players should obviously have some degree of protection.
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RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still can’t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didn’t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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Matt North retweeted
Shane Duffy and Jack Robinson at centre back Captain Tom would've fancied his chances with a ball in behind
#dcfc transfer news - Derby are signing former Norwich centre-back Shane Duffy on a free transfer. Republic of Ireland international has been training with Derby for 2 weeks and is signing a short-term contract amid a severe injury crisis
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Inter goals would be nice
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Matt North retweeted
Do you know how angry you have to be to do this 😭😭😭😭
These hornets attacked his Bee hive. Now he is waiting for them on the outside.
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Mbappe and Yamal can’t even be arsed to stand up. Pathetic.
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Nonsense. Emery is a top manager/coach but Arteta is now the best in the world, not just the Premier League.
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An absolutely GLORIOUS response from James Ward-Prowse when asked about Nuno #SaintsFC
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And to get paid out, all he’ll needs to do is: Provide every bank statement for the last 20yrs and a photo of him holding his passport whilst doing a handstand
£4 ⏩ £997,385.09. No, that's not a typo. A Betfair customer has won close to £1million. 12-game acca. Over 11.5 corners in EVERY one: ✅ Oxford Utd v Bradford ✅ Reading v Barnsley ✅ Stevenage v MK Dons ✅ Doncaster v Sheff Wed ✅ Cambridge Utd v Plymouth ✅ AFC Wimbledon v Wycombe ✅ Notts Co v Stockport ✅ Burton Albion v Leyton Orient ✅ Bromley v Peterborough ✅ Preston v West Brom ✅ QPR v Swansea ✅ Blackpool v Mansfield
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