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Joined November 2011
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Back on our fukcing perch #20
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Michael Carrick handing over his Brunade Launcher to Mauricio Pochettino.
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Mathongo Makhiwane retweeted
Wishing a very happy birthday to Gini Wijnaldum! 🎉
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For someone who scores goals he has no idea about, uyajaiva lomjita 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @NattyNicee
What's your favourite Thierno Barry celebration so far? 🕺
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Mathongo Makhiwane retweeted
I will never forget this analysis by Tim Cahill on Arteta. This is what we call honest pundits. Listen to it. On point. @SkyFootball
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Uthini wena? @NattyNicee
This Brobbey guy needs to be banned from football. 😭
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Tag him @zim_silinga 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who did this? 😭😭😭
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Uthini wena? @Khaka1986
Didn't notice in real time but that is literally VAR's job and it gets no better with every viewing. If that was on Lammens we'd be fuming so got to be honest we got away with one there
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Didn't notice in real time but that is literally VAR's job and it gets no better with every viewing. If that was on Lammens we'd be fuming so got to be honest we got away with one there
Manchester United have robbed Aston Villa here! Look at Lammens impeding Suzuki, yet the goal still stands. Absolute robbery 😭😭
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Every week THERE MUST BE A DECISION THAT IS NOT ONLY BEWILDERING BUT TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLE AGAINST US. this is not a coincidence anymore. Not in a million years
🚨🚨| This was called a penalty on Liverpool. Do you think the ref got it right?
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Uthini wena? @Simbu_15
Mark Goldbridge as soon as Aston Villa scored the fourth goal 😭😭 #MUNAVL
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Squirtz 😍😍
A goal and an assist for Flo 🙌💫
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Chelsea LOSE to Sunderland for a third consecutive Premier League game... the first time they've done so in 25 years! 😬❌
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ISAK MAKES IT THREE!!! 😍
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MACCA!!!!! 🤩
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Yah no....there's no ways he didn't do it
Russell Brand Jokes About His Sex Addiction On Jonathon Ross I never understood why people thought he was funny or appealing, right from the start I thought he was creepy! Russell Brand casually explaining his sex addiction like it was just a really demanding hobby. He starts his book by checking into a treatment center, then says it was the best of times and the worst of times. Jonathan asks if he was thinking about sex all the time and Brand’s like “not really, because I was doing it.” Hands shaking from the lack of the old hullabaloo, couldn’t get enough monkey business, eventually it just got exhausting and he needed a sit-down. Jonathan’s “that’s where we differ, of course” is perfect.
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Madueke ever since Harry Kane robbed him the Balon d'Or.
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Kwenzeka ntoni majita? @Simbu_15 @Khaka1986 @MaxDidiza
Manchester United are officially in the relegation zone after Nottingham Forest's win over Man City 🔻
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Niyayibona la team enkulu? @NattyNicee @zim_silinga Tag him please
A night to remember at the City Ground 👏 Victory over Man City sees @NFFC climb to 16th in the table!
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Toujours garder son aura :
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Hahahaha hayi no....ayilazi ingwenya
This might be the worst ball knowledge I’ve ever seen
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