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paid over $22! Absolutely insane.
EMAILS ARE DOWN AND FAST FOOD PRICES ARE UP!!
keep ignoring your emails & quote this with #chilis3forme and tell us how much you paid for your last overpriced fast food "value meal" and we'll pick 500 people and give them a free 3 For Me on us!!
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EMAILS ARE DOWN AND FAST FOOD PRICES ARE UP!!
keep ignoring your emails & quote this with #chilis3forme and tell us how much you paid for your last overpriced fast food "value meal" and we'll pick 500 people and give them a free 3 For Me on us!!
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So here's what happened in today's Stupid Olympics.
There are two people named Dana White.
One is President and CEO of the UFC
The other is Dana W. White, who served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and Chief Pentagon Spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Defense under Secretary James Mattis
Their pictures are below. He's the white guy. She's the Black woman. I'll call them UFC Dana and DOD Dana to make it easier for you.
Suzie Wiles, shortly before being replaced by Count Stephen Miller, advised Trump that his new Press Secretary should be Dana White.
And Trump in all his finite wisdom, immediately assumed the UFC Dana, who has never done anything to prepare him for press secretary, and not DOD Dana, whose entire career has been in preparation for that.
Now you might be saying, "Kelly, not everyone knows about DOD Dana. It's an honest mistake."
But he's NOT just "everyone." He's the President of the United States. And this is a man whose administration has been firing Black people, women, trans people, and so on, insisting that none of them got their job based on merit.
And then he's going to name someone completely unqualified to be Press Secretary because the President is a fan of the UFC.
And he didn't even think to ask anyone. It never even occurred to him to ponder whether UFC Dana is the person he should pick as Press Secretary.
Stupid and incurious are a dangerous combination, and this man is both of those things.
And that got me to thinking about the two Dan Sullivan in Alaska. And I get it now. The man who is too stupid to know the difference between two Dana Whites thinks Alaskans are too stupid to know the difference between two Dan Sullivans.
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A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce collides in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan with a Nissan Qashqai, then hits a car from Massachusetts carrying two otorhinolaryngologists—one suffering from Schistosomiasis who subsequently has a myocardial infarction... (1/2)
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🚨BREAKING: I was able to track down the receipt for @3YearLetterman’s waterbed, The Foundation Destroyer, and what you are about to see will SHOCK you to your core.
We have been led to believe Coach paid cash for his waterbed but the receipt shows he FINANCED it at 35.5% APR from The Waterbed Emporium! The receipt also shows that Coach put ZERO dollars down; absolutely damming revelation.
When I questioned the owner, Ron Shore, he told me that he only threw in the Declaration of Independence bed sheets because Coach was in TEARS begging for them. Ron also said Coach was driving a 1989 Geo Metro and NOT a fully loaded Ford Taurus. Wow.
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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Just a few weeks ago at the “Furry Migration” convention in Minneapolis, there was an “Aviation Furs Meet-up.”
Ask yourself… would you be comfortable with a MENTALLY ILL FURRY being your pilot?
furrymigration.org/schedule/
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Airline pilots must meet 1st-class medical requirements; being a part of the furry fandom or playing dress-up is not listed in 14 CFR 67.107(c) as a disqualifier. Hiring is entirely merit-based per OpSpec A134; airlines will hire whomever is qualified and certified.
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Happy 76th Birthday to the legendary Anna Deavere Smith..here's Nancy McNally's BEST lines to celebrate 😂🎂
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macabre = “muh-KAHB”
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
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I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed silently for awhile and had a staring contest. Just like always, he beat me. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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Being schooled by Captain Kirk is, WOW!
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