
Passing interest in politics; tech and a keyboard player. 🎹 @jack took my blue tick away. LFC.
London, UK
Joined July 2016
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Guy behind me at the traffic lights, beeping your horn and giving me the wanker sign isn’t going to make me type this tweet any faster.
Controversial take but the team should actually be built around Wirtz & Isak.
LFC treat Wirtz like he's just another player. Under no circumstances should he be getting subbed for Koumas(!)
Everything the team does should be to service Flo & Isak. Get them on the ball.
Tears. We did it. 🥹
Team news is IN! ✊🔴 #LIVARS
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I'm reading vacuum cleaner reviews on the Argos website and they include a noise rating out of five but nobody knows if five means quiet or loud so the whole thing has descended into chaos.
Been saying City haven't played well all season. Their game against Palace is really the only one where they've clearly been the better team.
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I’m Starting an "Older Fans" where you pay $5.99 a month to watch me injure myself doing absolutely nothing.
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We all know Oxford Street is going to be huge success.
Let's just hope that @SadiqKhan has the conviction to return Soho to it's COVID glory before he leaves office.























