Brian Mazzarella

To all the people who are dumping Twitter for BlueSky, Mastodon, Truth Social, Thought Squad, ClusterFuckCavalcade, etc... Have you considered not doing that and just...oh idk...enjoy having one less social network in your life? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Emphasis on TREAT 🍦⚓️

PSA: DoorDashers love Halloween decorations.

I don't care who you are, if you don't shave your armpits... YA NASTY.

Okay, hear me out...Ed Sheeran for the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Are capris just pants with commitment issues?

It's All About the Pentiums walked so White & Nerdy could run.

More like MESSY, amirite?

My very first concert experience ever was @alyankovic back in the late 90s. Flash forward to nearly three decades later and not only does the polka master still got it, but he might be better than ever 🙌

Happy Birthday America!! 🇺🇸🗽

Let freedom ring! 🧨🇺🇸 – at New Jersey, USA

Pretty sure the Mets would lose to the Savannah Bananas and that's 1000% not a joke.

My modern machine needed some retro flair 🤓 @geekenspiel

You know what? I'm just gonna say it...every dude with a mustache nowadays looks like they belong on a sex offender list. The 80s ended nearly four decades ago and y'all motherf👨🏻ckers ain't Burt Reynolds.

Sean Lennon covering his dad ✌️ #thebeatles #tomorrowneverknows #claypoollennondelirium @seanonolennon @cl_delirium

Alright, Mets and Giants...now it's your turn.

"He looks like a cute Bill Burr! A CUTE Bill Burr!" - drunk married woman I've officially peaked in my 40s 😂

Summer is here (technically it isn't, but actually, yes it is) ☀️ – at Asbury Park, NJ

The overuse of "bro" and "bruh" is an epidemic. Society should go back to saying "dude" like a true aristocrat.

Makin' it a Blockbuster night 📼

Remember when we thought the $5 milkshake from Pulp Fiction was expensive? Those were the days.