
recovering MBA. jokes about ironic classmates. more friends over on Instagram @mba_mikey
Miami Beach, FL
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There’s a parallel universe where the world just found an offensive joke from Zelensky’s comedy career and is turning against him – at Miami, FL
Replying to @christopherrufo
Me and the boys moving to California to become millionaires
Private equity guys doing restoration contractor rollups when it rains hard enough to ruin people’s homes/significantly disrupt their lives
Do the bussin haircut kids all come by the curly hair naturally or is there some sort of wizardry at play? Serious question
People who bought in Miami during COVID watching refugees from Mamdani’s NYC pay $1200/sf for condos in Brickell
Iranian sailors getting orders to block the Strait of Hormuz the day after learning why the US can’t afford free healthcare
Who’s the guy making doors where you can’t tell whether to push or pull? He needs to be named, shamed and barred from the industry
SF local govt is like the Japanese soldier in the Philippines who didn’t know WWII had ended and just kept fighting for 30 years. Wokeness lost!
Here's detail on #SFUSD Grading for #Equity plan briefly discussed @ tonite's #school board meeting. Coming to 14 high schools in August. Homework, attendance not counted toward academic grade.
Scrutiny needed. thevoicesf.org/grading-for-e… @SFParents @TheVOSF @garrytan @incitafusio
McKinsey sheds 10% of staff in two-year profitability drive on.ft.com/3YZwRcM
Finally made it on @NoLayingUp
I met a VC “doing a deep-dive into construction tech” who thought I meant @generalcatalyst when I started talking about GCs
















