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Miami Beach, FL
Joined June 2019
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There’s a parallel universe where the world just found an offensive joke from Zelensky’s comedy career and is turning against him – at Miami, FL
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Replying to @christopherrufo
Me and the boys moving to California to become millionaires
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We are so back
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Me ahead of a big fundraising trip to the Gulf
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Private equity guys doing restoration contractor rollups when it rains hard enough to ruin people’s homes/significantly disrupt their lives
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Do the bussin haircut kids all come by the curly hair naturally or is there some sort of wizardry at play? Serious question
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People who bought in Miami during COVID watching refugees from Mamdani’s NYC pay $1200/sf for condos in Brickell
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Iranian sailors getting orders to block the Strait of Hormuz the day after learning why the US can’t afford free healthcare
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Who’s the guy making doors where you can’t tell whether to push or pull? He needs to be named, shamed and barred from the industry
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SF local govt is like the Japanese soldier in the Philippines who didn’t know WWII had ended and just kept fighting for 30 years. Wokeness lost!
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women underestimate the power in having a netflix special and being famous
men underestimate the power in being funny
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Nick Bosa’s $120M contract is huge news for the Trump campaign’s war chest
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At no point while reading this sentence did I have any idea what was about to come next
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Finally made it on @NoLayingUp
This meme belongs to the world now
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I need to leave New York to cool off on Miami for a few days
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Some of you have had incomprehensibly good summer travel
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People with these super earnest LinkedIn profile photos need to chill the fuck out
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I met a VC “doing a deep-dive into construction tech” who thought I meant @generalcatalyst when I started talking about GCs
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