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Michael in San Antonio. Born in TN. GBO! 🍊My thoughts come from who the hell knows.

San Antonio, TX
Joined March 2024
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Got home a little late, but saw the highlights of DGG…Wow! How many yards did he rush for against Catholic?
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This Reuben sandwich with Pastrami and sauerkraut is amazing!! – at Schertz, TX
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Reminds me of the times I’d go to my great grandma’s house to spend the night, but on a much smaller scale 😂. I’d take my pellet gun with me. When my “Little Granny” went to bed, I became a fucking sniper.
Çiftliğini basan farelere kurduğu tuzaklar yetmeyince, keskin nişancı silahını ve gece görüş dürbününü alan adam onları teker teker avlamaya karar vermiş!
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Mike D. 🍊 retweeted
He's never forgiving his owner for this 😆
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This is great!! I love Jersey Mike’s! 👍🏼
I walked into a sandwich shop called Jersey Mike's. Behind the glass stood a seventeen-year-old boy with a knife the length of a short sword. He sliced a loaf of bread in half, pointed the blade at me, and asked a question that demanded my entire philosophy of life. "You want that Mike's Way?" I looked around the room. There was no Mike. There was only the boy, a cooler of soda, and a woman wiping tables. Yet this young man spoke of Mike's Way the way a swordsman in Edo spoke of the founding master's school. In my country, you do not enter another man's dojo and demand your own style. "I have never met Master Mike," I told the boy. "But I am standing under his roof. I will walk Mike's Way." The boy nodded once, reached beneath the counter, and drew two glass bottles like twin pistols. Olive oil. Red wine vinegar. He did not drizzle. He baptized the bread. "That's The Juice," the boy said calmly, shaking both bottles with the rhythm of a temple drummer. The Juice. Not dressing. Not oil. They call it The Juice, as though the olives surrendered their life force willingly. Oregano fell from two feet in the air. Lettuce shredded thinner than ceremonial paper. Tomatoes sliced so fast the blade blurred. By the time he wrapped it in white paper, my sandwich weighed as much as a healthy infant and the bottom corner was already glowing with vinegar. Behind me in line stood an eighty-eight-year-old man wearing a faded Korean War Veteran cap. When the old man reached the register, his hands were trembling slightly. He searched his jacket pockets twice and looked down in embarrassment. "I'm sorry, son," the old veteran whispered. "I left my wallet in my other coat. Just put the sandwich back." The seventeen-year-old boy did not hesitate for half a second. He tapped the screen once, slid the heavy white-paper sandwich across the counter into the old man's hands, and stood up straight. "You're good, sir," the boy said clearly. "Mike's rule is Korean War vets eat free on Wednesdays." The old man's eyes went wide. He thanked the boy three times, saluted him at the door, and walked out with his lunch held tight against his chest. I looked at the calendar on the wall beside the drink machine. It was Tuesday. I did not say a word. I just put a ten-dollar bill into the tip jar on the counter. I still do not know who Mike is. I know that his Way is in very good hands.
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Gonna be a great game!! It’s been fun watching Baylor School football this season from TX on YouTube. 🍊🔥👍🏼
David Gabriel Georges has arrived, and yes he’s as advertised. #Vols
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As a blazer and bucket hat connoisseur, I approve. 😂🍊👍🏼
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Also saw this today at West Town Very tempting Men's Game Day XC Flex® Pinnacle Blazer | Johnston & Murphy share.google/wlIM0Ev0OlcsrnC…
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Mike D. 🍊 retweeted
I was telling our dog about how we were going to feed him only natural, organic, non-GMO, farm-to-table food, but I don’t think he could hear me over the slurping noise he was making drinking from the toilet bowl.
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I’d love to see a working man beat the living shit out of a snotty nosed, out of touch YouTube kid. I’d chip in on the goFundMe to help the working man out with any resulting legal issues.
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Not a bandwagon fan…My wife always keeps us in stock. The bigger ones as well sometimes. 👍🏼 @redbaronpizza Pay that man! He represents many working American dads. 👍🏼
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One hell of a composer…Composed the music to some of the greatest movies of all time. 🔥👍🏼
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Hey, @Titans ! …I rewrote the words to the song “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch” and changed the words to describe AMY ADAMS STINK STANK STRUNK. 🖕🏼
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What a heartbreaking week it has been. Sir Patrick Stewart was a friend, a colleague, and a magnificent actor. From the stage to the bridge of the Enterprise, he brought intelligence, grace, and a deep sense of humanity to everything he did. Captain Picard stood for the best of us, and so did the man who played him. I was filled with affection and admiration for him and his work. My heart goes out to Sunny and his family. He will be deeply missed.
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As a former whoremonger myself, I say YES. 😂😂
Replying to @MeMikeD17
As opposed to paxton who is a whoremonger, been indicted and settled a pretrial agreement for securities fraud and went on a Dubai trip with two dudes that were indicted for stealing $15 million from a Chicago hospital? Hmmm
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The great state of Texas is fucked if this guy gets elected.
Texas Democrat James Talarico: “My whiteness, my masculinity, all those things limit my imagination about what is possible.”
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LOL! 😂
this nigga is in a best of 7 with the reaper
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Just muted Clay Travis for his terrible food takes…Chuy’s sucks sweaty ass.
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In honor of Jay-Z being announced as the Superbowl halftime performer, I plagiarized his ass….”Coach Speak” 👍🏼
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Mike D. 🍊 retweeted
"Fuck that shit." - Dan Marino Dan is a real one 😂😂😂
Lmao the GOAT not taking shit from anyone 🤣😭
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After much consideration, this will be this year’s bag of Halloween candy I’ll steal and hide away without my wife knowing about it. 🎃👍🏼
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