CR7 || 30BG || Man United || cruise || dark humor 💀

Joined July 2024
Some of una just dey pretend for here una guide like mad and some no actually guide but dey pretend like say dem guide 😂
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when it gets to your turn for the teacher to flog, then he changes to a new cane
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I just see my class captain wey dey always write my name for noise maker today,na Benz him dey drive o,omo life truly no be nollywood 😭
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Nothing worse than realizing you overrated a babe sha,you fit just dey reason am and dey hiss randomly 😭
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“Community bed”😭😭😭😭
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The art of morning devotion fell off in many Nigerian homes.
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It's so obvious when a girl doesn't like you.. E go be like say you dey interview Michael Olise..💔😂
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Pictures my girlfriend sends me whenever I get angry 😋
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Money will change me, I just wan inform una ahead of time to avoid confusion.
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Approved. Time to keep posting the work that got me here. Grateful 😭🙏
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To my husband that bought me this bluetick, this is for you @PainAom
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sometimes a girl doesn’t really love you fr. She just knows you’re a good person and would hate to see you love somebody the way you loved her
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Is watching another girl's video on your phone while you're with your babe disrespectful?
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To find a woman wey go truly loyal to poor man, na by connection
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5 -star poverty.😂😂
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Don't forgive cheating partner
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Hi guys, meet my babe 🤭😌
6pm today i go post my babe, if una sabi am abeg make una talk o.
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ending a friendship bc you don’t like the way they showed up for you is valid.
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the worst part of going somewhere with your friends is when everybody suddenly says “who’s paying?”
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Dear mutuals, I noticed you don't engage on my quotes but y'all engage in my actual posts and the only way I get engagements is by quoting people, please y'all should help me and engage anytime I quote a post 🙏🏼 Also DM for Notis 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Why do men get angry when you say no to sex??
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