📍Isle of Wight/London. Writing tweets, eating fajitas and probably avoiding something. 📸 ⚽🏊♀️⚒️
London, England
Joined February 2009
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Best Christmas card of 2022?
Another classic @FernBrady moment of #Taskmaster making it's way into the holiday period 😂😂
Shoutout to @SamBFrench ❤️😂
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One of the best scenes I’ve ever done . I couldn’t keep a straight face David was so hilarious . Loved working with them! “What was wrong with Mona?!!” 😂
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Sorry no, absolutely no way would someone on the outside be so cryptic as 'the mask is slipping' - if you had a chance to whack a ball through, you'd scribble on some REAL juice.
Production are fooling no-one
#BBUK
🚨 THE TENNIS BALLS ARE BACK 🚨
The Sun have revealed that two MINI Tennis Balls made it through the net and into the Big Brother Garden yesterday. They said “They’re all whispering about Philip” and “The mask is slipping” — but it’s not known if the Housemates read them 👀 #BBUK
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Alright, I know as an admin you’re supposed to stay in character, but I’m going to tell you a story. Sod it.
I was born in Ipswich general hospital 10 days before Ipswich won the FA Cup final. The first game of football I ever saw was Town against Oxford in what was once called the first division.
And for many years I called myself an Ipswich fan, but that changed in 2007 when I fell in love with another club. Yes, I know you are not supposed to, but Ipswich represented the town I left, Union represented the one I chose to stay in and I’m happy with that.
I was at the last day at the Alte Försterei before the rebuild, as I was when it reopened against Hertha. I was there when we got promoted to the Bundesliga as I was there in the Bernebeu. I cried like a baby when Heisi won the top scorer trophy in the 2. Liga, but this weekend has come close to all of those. Even though we lost.
We don't all have to be friends, football needs enmity. But it is also about bringing people together.
Thank you to @IpswichTown . Thank you @fcunion . You have made at least one person very, very happy. Uppa Towen. Eisern! #fcunion
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Full circle moment 🤝🥹
hey @jbeattie91
I have absolutely idea who you are ever since you scored in my first CL game and first defeat against arsenal in 2012 😒
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The children of today and tomorrow do not even know what they have lost.
Halifax brand scrapped after 173 years as customers moved to Lloyds itv.com/news/2026-07-01/hali…
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Look if you're not from the UK just don't ask
ALT A bad drawing of a Royal Mail Post office van containing Bob the cat, formerly belonging to Danny Murphy
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This isn’t how I imagined ending the season.
Not with West Ham. Not with the Czech Republic. And certainly not with an injury.
I’m sorry we couldn’t give our fans the moments and results you deserved. That hurts me more than anything.
The good thing about football is that there’s always another challenge waiting. A new season is almost here, bringing a new opportunity to put things right.
For 12 years as a professional, I’ve been lucky enough to avoid a serious injury. Now I have to face a challenge I haven’t faced before. But everyone who knows me knows one thing.
I never give up!
This injury doesn’t change my mindset. If anything, it makes me even more determined. I’ll use these next few weeks/months to work, recover and come back stronger. As a player, as a teammate and as a person.
Since the season ended, I’ve only had one thing on my mind. West Ham United. This club means so much to me and I’m ready to do everything I can in helping get it back to where it belongs; to the English Premier League.
For the immediate future, I’ll support the boys off the pitch whilst I rehabilitate. Then once back, I’ll give everything I have on the pitch, fighting alongside the boys once again.
COYI!
As for the international team, I need some time to think about my future.
I’m deeply disappointed with how our World Cup campaign ended. I know we are capable of much more in every aspect than we showed, and that’s one of the biggest reasons why this disappointment is so difficult to accept.
Representing the Czech Republic has always been the greatest honour of my career. That’s why I don’t want to make any decision in the heat of the moment. I’ll take the time to reflect and decide what’s best for everyone.
One thing is certain.
I’ll be back.
Stronger. Hungrier. More determined than ever.
Thank you for standing by me through everything. Your support means more than words can say. ❤️
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"Thank you for giving me so much confidence..."
Emma Hayes with a poignant message on Father's Day ❤️
