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Mil

@MelonSaurus

Fire Emblem Enjoyer

Joined August 2011
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Me when there's a line at checkout
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morning sun #Castlevania #Shanoa
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Fire Emblem is funny because you will watch a cutscene that is gayer than gay sex, but the paired ending will be like "and they were roommates till the end of their days"
pikat 🇭🇰 (@pikatl) profile picturepikat 🇭🇰@pikatlOct 29
confession
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Fine. I'll replay Path of Radiance
yance 💙💚 VGen comms (@SHlGEOKAGEYAMA) profile pictureyance 💙💚 VGen comms@SHlGEOKAGEYAMAOct 29
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Legit question for Dagsion citizens - How do I kill the 30-50 poisonous bears that run around my street while my small kids play
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This post gave me an idea: what if the inevitable FW Warriors game is a 'what if' scenario that explores the original timeline of events that led to each Flame Lord's death? 😲
Mil (@MelonSaurus) profile pictureMil@MelonSaurusOct 28
The most unrealistic thing about Fortune's Weave is that Dietrich died in the war before Fortuna interfered with causality. I refuse to believe he can be killed
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almond (@sleepyalmondx) profile picturealmond@sleepyalmondxOct 29
“Tits or ass” bro her unshakeable urge to kiII
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I can't fully explain it but this is what the Fortune's Weave part 2 bridge chapter felt like
stalker 🦇 (@stlkrXD) profile picturestalker 🦇@stlkrXDOct 28
Castlevania: Bloodlines (1994) que level foda
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a sterling funeral
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There's no other Fire Emblem character in the series history that would be more likely to use this line than Halvin
Meta Scott (@MetaScott376) profile pictureMeta Scott@MetaScott376Oct 28
Fire Emblem writing if it was good
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Although
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The most unrealistic thing about Fortune's Weave is that Dietrich died in the war before Fortuna interfered with causality. I refuse to believe he can be killed
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Feels the fucking aura
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This would be a hilarious concept to implement in Fire Emblem though. Imagine your lvl 21 lord just ignores your commands on the map and does his own shit
xane 🐉ゼーン (@felldragonstone) profile picturexane 🐉ゼーン@felldragonstoneOct 28
My Dietrich is super overleveled, and I keep thinking "Oh, no! I have to stop him from leveling up otherwise he won't listen to me!" as if he's a goddamn Pokemon.
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Tbh I thought SpongeBob would love this video and I wished he was alive to see it and then I started crying. I can't stop crying. It hurts
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Okay but ironically one of those question marks is sex
Elia (@luscielia) profile pictureElia
@luscieliaOct 27
I lied, there's no sex. Now sit down, we're clearing all question marks in Skellige.
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I am still haunted by this boss
Mr.Cakeman (@Eikonic16) profile pictureMr.Cakeman@Eikonic16Oct 27
guys maybe...maybe just maybe contact damage is idk...bad (i want to fucking rip his spine out)
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When your coworker asks what games you play and your answer isn't Battlefield or Marvel Rivals
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All I can think of when I see these skeletons in Castlevania.
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When you contribute nothing to the group project and still get an A
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Took a small break from Fortune's Weave to play both Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance and Aria of Sorrow back-to-back. I would probably give them an 8/10 and 9/10 respectively. Great to be playing this series again
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