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Joined February 2025
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No pienses tanto, disfruta de los chistes
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Lo lei TODO, no entiendo bien por que, pero lo hice.
Replying to @maryam4__u
The meme thing is true! In my case, it happened when I was 16, when I had my first sex with an Afro-Brazilian prostitute in Argentina. We did it vaginally and also anal sex. But before that, I decided to give her a rim job, and when I put my tongue in her anus, I immediately tasted that bitter flavor, and I realized I was licking the remains of her feces and that her ass was very dirty. But just imagining tasting the feces of such a beautiful woman didn't disgust me at all; on the contrary, it increased my arousal. And when it came time to have anal sex with her, after sodomizing her on all fours—something that fascinated me—it was then that I understood that anal sex implies the dominance and possession of the man over the woman who surrenders herself completely to him. And when I pulled out my penis, I saw it was completely covered in the Brazilian woman's feces. And I loved it. I saw it as a reward and part of the magic of anal sex. I also understood that porn lies, that it's deception for inceles who have never done it in real life. For years I continued going to prostitutes. I encountered some very dominant feminist women who told me that "the ass was for shitting and that to earn the right to do anal with them, I first had to eat their shit from there." And I religiously fulfilled their demand, and then they surrendered to sodomy. It was so fascinating to feel that I had truly earned their ass through merit, even though I had to go home with a stomach full of their "chocolate"! It's the best! And 11 years ago I met my wife. We had anal sex on our very first date, and it was very messy, with a lot of poop. She loved it, she fell in love with it, and that's when she realized it gives her much more pleasure when her ass is full, like after a day without pooping. So she only asked for anal when her ass was full of poop. She enjoys it immensely, but it makes my penis dirty, which is incredibly arousing and drives me wild. This creates enormous trust in our relationship. Also, since I'm the one dominating and sodomizing my wife during anal sex, she gets her revenge afterward when she goes to the bathroom to poop and deliberately doesn't use toilet paper. When she comes out, she asks me to clean her ass with my tongue, and I do it with absolute devotion, like the good gentleman I am. In short, forget the garbage you see in porn. It's all fiction! Anal sex in real life is very messy; poop is always there and it's part of the magic! This is why some feminists and strong-willed women even demand that men eat their feces as an initiation ritual to earn the right to sodomize their ass. It's part of the magic. These are the rules, and you have to accept them! And I say this as a man who prefers a dominant and possessive approach with women!
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Pense que era tinelli de chico
A young East German border guard, 1977.
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Voce probo el chiquitinho? agora pruebe du grandote mano
Fico tão assexual dps de gozar nitter.cf/suckerpunchk/status/21…
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LA NATALIDAD Y EL FÚTBOL ARGENTINO. Se discuten muchas explicaciones para la caída de los nacimientos, pero se omite una variable: el fútbol del Chiqui Tapia. Presento mi teoría demográfica. Sin rigor científico, pero con motivos para pedirle explicaciones a la AFA. 🧵
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Mi pija despues de ponerme el forro
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Y aca a del moro le da ansiedad si uno le dice pelotudo a otro
Flying Kick To The Face 💀
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Postales de la despedida de Messi
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Le mostre a mi primito autista una foto de jaz peralta y empezo a hacer esto
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Yo yendo a buscar agua despues de sus turbo sentones
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Bajo que contexto salis asi a la calle?
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Milanesas con crema enjuague
Aguanten las milanesas con puré
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Que bueno que es Flores me quiero morir
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Al Flaco Lopez lo quiero como si hubiese sido jugador de River, es inexplicable
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