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Licensed NJ Senologist • Guinness Book of World Records 2009 - Most Miltown Consumed in 4 Minutes (43,200mg)

Cranbury, NJ
Joined December 2023
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Shut up nіgger nobody cares what you think
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I’m sorry, I must have missed the memo where being a fаg makes citizenship optional ?
Replying to @60Minutes
NOT a Texas father! He is an ILLEGAL ALIEN from Mali with a final order of removal from a judge, who said he’s homosexual in order to dodge deportation - despite having a wife and two kids at home. Wonder why @60Minutes didn’t ask him about that.
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Every single man on earth wants to feel for just one second what Petr Yan felt right there
This angle of Petr Yan and his corner/family celebrating ❤️
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Buddy thought he had it made in the shade as a HOFer with a mudshark wife in the rich suburbs Even if you in a Benz, you still a Nіggеrson in a coupe
Eric Dickerson Suing School After His Son Was Given Nickname Eric Niggerson; How This Christian School Has Decades of Accusations of Racism, But Nothing Has Ever Been Done About It (Lawsuit) ===> bit.ly/4jx89vm
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This is my daughter Grace’s official 8th castration request… Thank goodness this generation of doctors are such pathetic wussies that I don’t really have that much to be worried about. I think. I hope. 😱🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
Actual exchange with my 10 yr old daughter/wife/me: Daughter: Why doesn’t our cat have any private parts? Wife: He was fixed Grace: Can we get Dad fixed? Wife: That’s inappropriate Grace: But can we get Dad fixed? Me: Grace, I’ve been married for 12 years, I’m already fixed
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I’m still in awe of how the broad ate this. Truly spectacular.
Conor McGregor when he hits Max Holloway with a headkick with his titanium shin bone.
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At my waterpark…
Justin Gaethje took a photo with first responders in Washington DC after his win at the White House 💪
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POV: You are Justin Gaethje in the rematch
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🤔Justin Gaethje wants UFC to create a company and give him equity in that company "I'm in a place where I feel like I deserve to be compensated for what I have done. The UFC should create a company and give me equity in that company so I can build passive income." @joerogan
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I have a solution to the Ciryl Gane illegal strikes problem: Let him lobotomize Gable Steveson. Rain elbows on his cerebellum. Gouge his eyes. Knee his balls. Gable will get turned into a fucking vegetable & in turn everyone will see the effects of back of the head strikes. Afterwards, we’ll enforce against the illegal blows and call it “The Ciryl Gane Loophole.”
🚨 Alex Pereira and his team are looking to appeal the result of the Ciryl Gane fight “We’re gonna pursue this legally, we’re gonna talk to our lawyers. The bill is gonna come for some people.” (via @MMAJunkie)
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Anyone else find it peculiar that Gaethje’s belt already had the gold placard personalized, while Gane’s belt has a generic, no-name placard?
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Replying to @marcgoddard_uk
Marc Goddard when the doctor tells him to stop the fight
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