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Very good meal at @GiuseppeSons last night, but they stuck us at a table with @Merchandise7X and I'm worried his North Korean table manners might have gotten me banned. (Not pictured: the new-to-the-menu Pork Chop "Martini", which stole the show. Delicious.)
We NOKO will be suing inferior imperialist writers @gruber and @SpikeEskin for altering the lyrics of the most cherished NOKO song, “Pyongyang’s Road” to Shanghai Road for the Chinese market. This aggression will not stand!🤬 – at Philadelphia, PA
Once again, @phillymag and @foobooz have annoyed us by featuring our establishment,
@hopsinglaundry ,
in its "Best of Philly" list for the record-breaking fourth time 😩
P.S all libations are only $10 on Thursday and no hate mail please, @grubber @SpikeEskin and @CraigLaBan 😰 – at Philadelphia, PA
Thank youse @FIFAWorldCup for trying to “set up” a “Falkland War semifinal” bet. @England and @afa. Obviously it’s more exciting so I have no issues with youse people robbing the Norwegians 🙄
Also a big thank to referee @gruber and whoever took his contact lenses 🫡
We’ve been receiving the same response for the past 4 days - “your problem has been escalated and someone will get back to you.” 😩
Hi @PECOconnect ,
Our establishment is closed since last Thursday cuz we haven’t got full power and we’ve been calling for 4 days and no one has responded! Is this normal? 😰
#philadelphia #philly
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All the best steakhouses in Philly are within the few blocks between Rittenhouse and Broad Street. Except, it turns out, one: The Prime Rib inside @LiveCasinoPHL. Great decor, great service, unbelievably good prime rib. I blew it by waiting a few years before trying it.
I love you @shakeshack but every time I order a SmokeShack is like a crapshoot 🤷♂️
Last week it was deliciously juicy & today is like chewing on a piece of cardboard. The inconsistency is too frequent😰 PS: your chicken sandwich❤️ is the hill I’ll die on over that @ChickfilA 🤣
Hi @Yahoo, why is all my mails from the inbox disappeared? I know I share my porn passwords with @gruber and @SpikeEskin (which I shouldn’t) but is there a hack IDK about? 😩😰😡
Hey @PhilaParking, when did Race Street bet. 10th & 11th become a parking lot? It’s time to tow some cars so bring your tow trucks 🤣
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Please send all hate mail to @Merchandise7X and our establishment will be known as ‘@gruber & @SpikeEskin Watering Hole’ starting today. Thank youse all🙌
phillymag.com/foobooz/2025/0…
Hey @PhilaParking , since when the block of Race Street between. 10th and 11th is double lanes parking garage? Pls send the Calvary, thank youse ❤️😆
I’m still waiting for confirmation if this is really @CraigLaBan 🤔
No ‘hate males’ for @hopsinglaundry from @PhillyInquirer’s readers pleaseee! 😰
Thank youse for your purchases, @SpikeEskin and @gruber 🙏
These travel documents should be at your house by 12noon tomorrow or youse people will get a full refund for free delivery. God speed, gentlemen ❤️
A big thank to both @SpikeEskin and @gruber for helping me to compose this response to Jeremy The Jerk 🙌❤️🫶
Youse two can drink for free at ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry every Monday from now on 👍
Yes, the rumor is true, @gruber and @SpikeEskin. We NoKo will open the first ‘Mormons Happy Ending Joint’ in #SaltLakeCity 🙌
What’s the name of the place, youse people asked? It will be called…“No Cowl Shake Soak Easy” ❤️🫶
No hate “males” for The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar @hopsinglaundry pleaseee, @SpikeEskin and @gruber 😰
I just wish @gruber would stop recommending ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry to his readers in #WashingtonDC 🤔
We have enough butthurt inferior imperialist nut jobs here in the Northeastern US 🤷♂️🤣













