32. Every breath is catharsis. Horror, record collecting, yapping about MtG priv @v01dscreamsback
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MICHAELob Ultra retweeted
I binge watched The Acolyte with my dad and when we finished he told me “alright let’s watch a couple of episodes from S2 before dinner”
😭😭😭😭😭😭
got back to work and got moved to the 5th floor, the one that hasn’t even started yet, so there’s a chance i might still be on this hospital almost another year lmfao hell yeah
MICHAELob Ultra retweeted
unfortunately i've already depicted you as the loud yelling clodsire and me as the unshaken stoic quagsire
MICHAELob Ultra retweeted
🚨 RUMOR: Dick Hallorann will return in 'IT: WELCOME TO DERRY' Season 2 as a teenager.
Season 2 is set in 1935, 27 years before Season 1 (1962). If Dick was around 46 in 1962, that would make him roughly 19 in 1935.
#WelcomeToDerry #IT
it is monday my dudes
I passed out for almost 11 hours straight and woke up at 430 ready to go, it was a badass very much needed weekend and now I go back in and count down the days until MagicCon Atlanta (literally next Thursday)
MICHAELob Ultra retweeted
Michigan Democratic Party chair Curtis Hertel removes Haley Stevens from the Michigan Democratic Party following endorsement of Mike Rogers:
"Congresswoman Stevens is not a current member of the Michigan Democratic Party, nor will she be in the future."
also I might sneak a W in my fantasy league over one of the big dogs who straight up didnt look at his roster before gametime
SAN ANTONIO I AM FINALLY HOME
I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SINCE 9:30 AM YESTERDAY
IM GOING TO TRY NOT TO SLEEP UNTIL A REASONABLE EARLY BEDTIME
MICHAELob Ultra retweeted
I'm not saying that Carrie won the Halloween costume contest at Joe Bob's Spooktacular... but I'm not saying she didn't either. And I'm REALLY not saying that she didn't.
Because she did. We didn't even get through the voting before everyone started chanting CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE to show no further voting was necessary.
Well deserved victory — but ALL of the costumes (will share a post with them later) were awesome!
#joebobsspooktacular #spooktacular2026 #mutantfam #carrie @StephenKing @PrimeVideo
MICHAELob Ultra retweeted
We had some AWESOME friends stop by last night at Joe Bob's Spooktacular. Mac King with a hilarious magic act, Minxie Mimieux gave us a seductive burlesque show, Belial from Basket Case came out, and the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald even made an appearance (after Joe Bob and Darcy summoned him here).
Just love hanging out with the Mutant Fam!
#MutantFam #Spooktacular2026 #joebobsspooktacular #Halloween #basketcase @TexasTheatre /@cultofcurtis
