I think I'm just going to start doing charge backs against fast food joints that fuck up my lunch. Seriously, why is counting items so hard?
Hey @NASCAR, it's been 20 minutes since Larson crashed and we've run exactly one lap under green. These stupid ass stage breaks are killing any momentum the sport ever gains.
Merica **Princess** retweeted
What if I gave birth at an Olive Garden location? Is my baby entitled to a never-ending pasta pass?
Replying to @Superpowamario
No. The Never-Ending Pasta Pass is only for use by the Passholder whose name is printed on the Pass. Passes are personalized and non-transferable. Passholders must present a valid photo I.D. along with the Pass at the time of ordering.
Hi @GM, quick question. Are you fucking retarded?
You're seriously removing totp authenticator apps?
If Lindsey Graham was killed in that Russian strike, he died by that which he loved more than anything.
Foreign wars.
Merica **Princess** retweeted
I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire, but I don't know how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires.
I got 10 of the 11 $SPCX shares I requested. I'll take it!
Merica **Princess** retweeted
Let’s see if a random fork can break 6.74M views.
The series finale of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” drew 6.74M viewers on Thursday night, making it the most-watched weeknight episode in the show’s history.
• The finale was up sharply from the show’s 2026 Q1 average of 2.69M viewers
• It’s also above “The Late Show” series premiere on Sept. 8, 2015, which averaged 6.55M viewers
• The most-watched episode remains Colbert’s post-Super Bowl broadcast on Feb. 7, 2016, which drew 20.55M viewers
variety.com/2026/tv/news/the…
Merica **Princess** retweeted
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