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Erin - Me, myself, and I. NASCAR. Libertarian-ish Shitposter. Disney Princess. Not a bot. I'm married. No, I will not respond to your DM's.

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Joined November 2022
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You are relieved, Captain. Rest in peace.
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Is @github fucked up again? Yes, yes it is. 🤬
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So is Lauren Boebert taking on new interns???
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Until next year Daytona, it's been a great 10 days!
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I think I'm just going to start doing charge backs against fast food joints that fuck up my lunch. Seriously, why is counting items so hard?
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Hey @NASCAR, it's been 20 minutes since Larson crashed and we've run exactly one lap under green. These stupid ass stage breaks are killing any momentum the sport ever gains.
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Merica **Princess** retweeted
What if I gave birth at an Olive Garden location? Is my baby entitled to a never-ending pasta pass?
Replying to @Superpowamario
No. The Never-Ending Pasta Pass is only for use by the Passholder whose name is printed on the Pass. Passes are personalized and non-transferable. Passholders must present a valid photo I.D. along with the Pass at the time of ordering.
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Hi @GM, quick question. Are you fucking retarded? You're seriously removing totp authenticator apps?
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If Lindsey Graham was killed in that Russian strike, he died by that which he loved more than anything. Foreign wars.
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You, no you, no you 🫵🏼😂
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Merica **Princess** retweeted
I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire, but I don't know how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires.
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What liberals think Elon does
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I got 10 of the 11 $SPCX shares I requested. I'll take it!
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Just confirmed my indication of interest for SpaceX on Fidelity. Playing stupid games 😂
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3 months ago it was -20F here, today it is 90F. Explain that, climate deniers!
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Merica **Princess** retweeted
Let’s see if a random fork can break 6.74M views.
The series finale of “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” drew 6.74M viewers on Thursday night, making it the most-watched weeknight episode in the show’s history. • The finale was up sharply from the show’s 2026 Q1 average of 2.69M viewers • It’s also above “The Late Show” series premiere on Sept. 8, 2015, which averaged 6.55M viewers • The most-watched episode remains Colbert’s post-Super Bowl broadcast on Feb. 7, 2016, which drew 20.55M viewers variety.com/2026/tv/news/the…
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Merica **Princess** retweeted
Replying to @BernieSanders
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Merica **Princess** retweeted
This is genius A video was made in the style of Disney that explains Sharia Law This makes Islam and Sharia Law easy to understand for everyone of all ages
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