
Creative Director @ African Signal Data analyst / Scientist Computer Scientist Co-Founder @Safri_org MMA fanatic Public Servant Sammy Gravano = Rat
Bulawayo , Zimbabwe
Joined January 2019
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29 September boy did I look great but man did I bomb not only did I bomb but it was a very slow death
we can fight all we want here but my SAns friends, we are the same thina lol same same bhanti lebhulugwe
“Potholes will be there because we live in the situation of a climate change there are rains water the the streets get washed out” ANC SG Fikile Mbalula
“We are not talking something that you know is falling from the sky we talking about what government is going to do to help” @MbalulaFikile
these people live in these spaces so long they forgot what the rest of the country is actually like lol
"You listen to Star FM when I'm driving home - pedestrian content. Not constructive to the image of Zimbabwe, to say the least, Honourable Minister, very poor.And these little fellows who appear on Star FM, sometimes ZTV, they have no sense of cultural beauty. Nothing. And some of the language is very, very unpalatable to hear. There are certain words you cannot use in the public domain, and you must respect the listeners accordingly." - Speaker Mudenda. @StarfmZimbabwe @ZBCNewsonline
paynow literally does all this mate.
Dear @stripe
I've been in tech for nearly a decade now. I wrote my first line of code on a computer in 2017; before that, I was writing it on paper, and since then I've spent a lot of time around builders here in Zimbabwe, in classrooms, at meetups, in late-night WhatsApp groups, on teams shipping software to the rest of the world.
In all that time, one problem has come up more than any other. It isn't talent, and it isn't ambition. It's money, or more precisely, how money moves.
We don't have proper access to payment gateways. No @stripe. No @paystack. And when you can't get paid, you can't build a business. You can only build a project.
Every year our universities and colleges produce thousands of graduates who want to solve real problems, in health, agriculture, finance, logistics, government, you name it. Some of the most important problems in this country are going to be solved by them. But a product without a way for money to flow through it isn't a startup. It's a demo.
AI has made this gap even more painful. A developer in Bulawayo or Harare with a laptop and good tools can now build in weeks what used to take a team months. More people than ever are able to start companies here. Then they reach the checkout page and stop.
What do we do instead? The lucky few register companies abroad, open foreign bank accounts, and jump through expensive hoops just to accept a card payment. Everyone else relies on workarounds, a friend's account in another country, informal transfers, "just send it via..." None of that is good for founders, for customers, or for compliance.
And the old reasons for keeping Zimbabwe out are weaker than ever. The US sanctions program on Zimbabwe ended in 2024. We came off the FATF grey list in 2022. Stripe Tax already lists Zimbabwe as a supported country. Some of the groundwork exists. Payments still don't.
We have a real tech ecosystem here. We have the talent. We have people who keep building through power cuts, currency changes and every other obstacle this country throws at them. What we don't have is the infrastructure to build end to end.
So here's my ask, respectfully and directly.
@stripe @paystack, is Zimbabwe on your roadmap? If not, what exactly is in the way? And would you consider an invite-only pilot for vetted Zimbabwean businesses receiving USD payments? I'll personally help put together the first group of companies.
And to every Zimbabwean founder and developer reading this, reply or quote with what you're building and what you'd ship if payments weren't the problem. Let's show them the demand is real.
@patrickc @collision
This wont work.
youtu.be/Lu7FBaTbMt8?si=Ql8p…
I guess i have to be the adult in the room for this one right?
Anthropic picks Strive Masiyiwa’s Cassava as Africa reseller for Claude AI newzwire.live/anthropic-pick…
Today we look at the long awaited video on infraco. This is a company that has been well followed this year and this is my view on it.
Kudos to @its_hot_o for the great article on it.
Full clip: youtu.be/O3ll4qMBKdU
One of the best advice i heard from Mr Beast was if you want to make it on youtube go and make 100 videos and make the each one better than the last. Start where you are with what you have. 100th video coming next month. Grateful for each view, each sub. Waiting for the Signal.
Rights issue for ini though guys. Let it die in peace like the others.
Full clip: youtu.be/3mXLxuZkcEA?si=E6Y_…
Cottco eyes ZSE exit, rights issue to drive restructuring
heraldonline.co.zw/cottco-ey…
this is clearly a decoy, theres a shipping container that just landed somewhere for the real shipment its so obvious what is happening its not even funny anymore lol
How does a gold mining company lose money during the biggest gold booms of all time. This is how Rio Zim against all odds managed to make it happen. A masterclass.
Full clip: youtu.be/yy2bfK6iy4Y
Two charts that noone is talking about in the economic space and how its going to absolutely cook our numbers for 2026 and maybe 2027.
The story of the Old Mutual vs Zim government is not spoken about enough, given their move to the VFEX, this is the video on the full story.
Full vid: youtu.be/BQn5tJs1gaI
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ZIMBABWE CONSIDERS NUCLEAR ENERGY
Energy and Power Development Deputy Minister Honourable Yeukai Simbanegavi says Zimbabwe is undertaking preparatory activities to inform a national decision on nuclear energy.
She led an inter-agency delegation on a capacity-building visit to the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) in Vienna, Austria, followed by a tour of Hungary’s Paks Nuclear Power Plant.
#ZBCNews #NuclearEnergy #EnergyDevelopment #Zimbabwe
you said a lot of things but you aint say why hes wrong.
Idziwo idzi you should stop consuming alcohol and expecting to give a proper digestive tract of facts & context of the reality. I see the yearn to be a relevant mouth piece but we have so far concluded that your pub talk is neither a reality, tested nor tried. You should stick to pub talks only thank you very much.




















