Jessica Morales

And people wonder why I don’t watch the NBA….. between the traveling and flopping…. This isn’t basketball

Just once I'd like to have a team that I'm a fan of be good enough that when the game comes on I can reasonably expect them to win every game or contend to win every game. JUST ONCE!!!!!!

Cowboy fans unite

I don’t know what’s funnier…. The fact that this card exists or the guarantee on the back

Oh no…. Not the batting practice pitcher!

Word to the wise….. never piss off a Latina woman

I wonder if Mauricio can learn to play 1B

I realized just now that the Mets have caused me to have Stockholm syndrome. I hate them, but I’m heartbroken that they’re about to leave me for 5 months after today. #LGM #Mets

Sometimes I crack myself up

Holy Mary mother of God Brett Baty! #LGM

So I went to American Eagle after work and was going to buy a new pair of jeans. And then I discovered they have discontinued my favorite line of their jeans.... I'm devastated! #AEJeans #AmericanEagle @AEO @_Americaneagle

So today at work someone put in the team chat that there was a client in the lobby that couldn’t sign into online banking (knowing I was the one who would need to help him) I forgot I was at work for a second and almost wrote “sucks to be him” in our “monitored” team chat

Good news Toronto Blue Jays fans.... you only have 13 more years to pay for what Vlad Guerrero Jr did in his first 5 years in the majors. #BlueJays @BlueJays #VladGuerreroJr

Alvy you jackass! Stop fucking challenging!!!!!

You know I just realized… almost all of Pete’s monumental home runs happened when Gary Cohen wasn’t announcing the game…. And when Pete hits HR 300 Gary gets to call it and Pete isn’t a Met anymore