Michael Parker

Hillary Clinton visited an elementary school in New York to talk to the kids about the world. After her talk she asked if there were any questions? One little boy puts up his hand. He says his name is. "Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks. "I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why did you run for president if you are not even capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "And, third -- what happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary tells the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up. "And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks. "I have five questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why did you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- what happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State? "Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? "And, fifth -- where the hell is Kenneth?"