Sam Altman is gonna piss and shit himself when he finds out I’m using 64gb of ram to stare at my steam library for 45 minutes before inevitably booting up war thunder

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poggers for algernon 🇵🇸 · Nov 2, 2026 · 8:26 PM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer retweeted

poggers for algernon 🇵🇸@GollyponNov 2

if u like penis coladas and gettin fuckd in da ass 😂😂 lil parody for yall

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Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer · Aug 11, 2024 · 11:43 PM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer retweeted

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer@MichaelBSeltzer11 Aug 2024

Thank you Mr @heccra2 for the sick gig shirt

Image from Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer (@MichaelBSeltzer)

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Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer · Jan 4, 2023 · 11:57 PM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer retweeted

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer@MichaelBSeltzer4 Jan 2023

I'm an innovator in the musical world

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Ethel Braithwaite · Oct 31, 2026 · 10:23 PM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer retweeted

Ethel Braithwaite

@Ethelbrait1941Oct 31

My house is under siege by ghouls, critters, and other phenomena of Hell. Gun . I will defend myself

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flaare 🐕 · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:57 PM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer retweeted

flaare 🐕@flaarecoreOct 31

"what are doing for halloween" getting high and jerking off

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Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer · Nov 1, 2026 · 12:49 AM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer@MichaelBSeltzerNov 1

Halloween is the one night a year you can listen to misfits and no one can call you a slut

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John | NCTV | "We Emit A Visible Light..." out now · Oct 31, 2026 · 1:08 PM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer retweeted

John | NCTV | "We Emit A Visible Light..." out now@SuperdestroyedOct 31

I'm seeing a lot of transphobes on this app who haven't been brave enough to end their own lives yet. Sad.

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Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer · Oct 31, 2026 · 6:57 PM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer@MichaelBSeltzerOct 31

To everyone ordering pizzas for Halloween, stop

🏴based opossum🏴🚬 · Oct 29, 2026 · 9:09 PM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer retweeted

🏴based opossum🏴🚬@CrustPunk161Oct 29

RIP Patrick Stewart. At least you took a couple of the bastards with you #SuicideByCop #PatrickStewart #ACAB

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one dozen rats at a keyboard · Oct 30, 2026 · 2:05 PM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer retweeted

one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 30

Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.

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Mike Truk ⛁ · Oct 29, 2026 · 10:55 PM UTC

Michael 'Wife Guy' Seltzer retweeted

Mike Truk ⛁@Wallop4000Oct 29

i Just Been Sitting on the Couch Suckin on This Weed Vape Not Moving Since i Woke Up at 3in the Afternoon and For Some Reason it is Not Fulfilling Me or Making me Have a Big Wide Grin and Want to Communicate Efficiently and Truthfully with Others

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