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Kyrie Canaan β
β’ Former Thief (occasionally still steals here and there.)
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β’ Former Merc
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β’ Current Detective
βKeep trying until you find the Job that suits you best!β
Kyrie's delivery service is officially in business .α
She'll get your package delivered in no time .α
WARNING. DOES NOT DELIVER TO JUNON.
βI got an idea .α Why wait till the customers come to me? I should open my own delivery service and get the products to the customer .αβ
βO M G .α I am so brilliant .αβ
βDear Shinra, I hearby apply for citizenship in a upper sector.β
βI have sent you my qualifications in the attachements.β
Kyrie is such a catch, even Rufus had to tell his illegitimate half brother who he usually is on bad terms with to not fumble her.
βI can't believe I spent 5 years saving 5000 Gil and somehow I'm 5000 Gil in debt. Damn recession.β
Β₯: It's kinda funky that the Turks did pretty bad in regards to Aerith's treatment, yes it could have been a lot worse, but let's face it, they were not Stellar.
Meanwhile they treat Kyrie the way Gordon Ramsay treats good cooks πππ
βI've been plotting away in my heart every day
To put this plan into action
And though I try to resist, I find the thing is this
Until I get it, there's no satisfaction
I want something you have
I want it oh so bad
Don't move, hand it over
I won't stop till it's in my hands πΆβ










