Retired Fire Chief and Proud Navy Veteran. Here for the laughs and sharing stories.
Georgia, USA
Joined June 2023
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Congratulations to Dustin Blanchard on 10 years full time, plus two volunteering. That mustache deserves its own service pin. 😂🚒
Every marriage has someone who thinks the check engine light needs immediate attention and someone who’s been developing a relationship with it.
Does your love for America change with the occupant of the White House?
Mine doesn’t.
Presidents come and go. This is still my country. 🙏🏻🇺🇸
Congress doesn’t get a special set of rules. If there’s nothing to hide, why is the DOJ working so hard to keep this warrant sealed?
Throwing it back about 10 years to visiting my brother and hitting the slopes at Mount Rose, Nevada. It was my daughter’s first snowboarding trip out West—and a memory I’ll always treasure.
I’m proud of our flag, grateful for our freedoms, and thankful for the opportunities this country has given me. The United States of America is—and always will be—the greatest country on earth. 🇺🇸
A woman and a man are in a bad car accident. Both cars are totaled, but they’re unhurt.
The woman suggests it’s a sign from God that they should meet and be friends. The man agrees, and they discover an unbroken bottle of wine in the wreckage.
The woman says God wants them to drink it and celebrate. The man drinks half and hands it back. The woman puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No, I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
Good morning, friends ☀️🙏
A new day, a new mercy. As the sun rises over the mountains, may your heart feel the same light: full of peace, gratitude, and hope. You are loved, you are blessed, and today is a gift.
Breathe it in, shine bright, and go make it beautiful. 🏔️✨
#GoodMorning #Blessed
Leif Garrett looks like he’s covering the afternoon shift at WKRP, while Kristy McNichol still has the same effect on me she did in the ’70s.
That paw on my arm gets me every time. Love this girl and the life we get to share. Goodnight from me and Ruby, my friends. Hope tomorrow gives you something to smile about. ❤️🐾
Game 5 tonight. Brewers one win from their first title since 1982, Rays trying to stay alive after the 12-inning walk-off. Somebody’s gonna be crying into their beer by midnight.
Halfway through the week and so grateful for the best friends around. Happy Hump Day, and cheers to you all! 🥂🍺
@PATRIOT2117
Trump’s out there campaigning like the midterms are his own race. Question is—will enough people show up to keep the House and Senate from going full chaos?
