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Today in America more than half, including 30% of evangelicals, don't believe Christ was a god.
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Most of those who still believe don't follow the official version - decided by a committee.
"Some 65% of evangelicals in the study were also found to agree with the statement, 'Jesus is the first and greatest being created by God,' which theology experts say suggest a dire need for Christians to be taught Christology."
Most who don't believe Christ was a god "view the Holy Spirit not as a distinct, divine person, but as the active power, energy, mind, or presence of God the Father."
Additionally only 51% of Americans consider God to be "all-powerful, all-knowing, perfect and just creator of the universe who still rules the world today.”
SON: can we go to the haunted house this Halloween?
DAD: What's wrong with the one we live in?
SON: WHAT!
DAD: Good night son.
IT'S OFFICIAL!
"If evolution is true, why are there still monkeys?"
has been replaced with:
"If evolution is true, then why don't people turn into monkeys when they get old?"
Is there a secret I'm missing?
Here's the deal, I got a letter from Waste Management today telling me that it's been awhile since they verified that I was eligible for a senior discount.
So I filled out the form and will mail it back soon, but I got to wonder.
if I was eligible 20 years ago, why wouldn't I be eligible today ?
I have a sneaking suspicion that not even a $100 prayer to @PastorAlexLove or @magachrchpastr would make me any younger
Yet another Musk story.
Somehow I can't feel sorry for this woman who's only getting $20,000 a month in child support.
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Do you know how to keep ants out of your house?
All you have to do is put a bowl of milk outside your house and let the adult ants drink out of it.
It causes reproduction issues in ants and causes them to be born without toes so that when they're born they can't climb into the cavities of your walls.
it's an effect called lack toes in toddler ants
Don't blame me, I saw it on YouTube.
Dear @MAGA_Blondie,
For a split second I almost thought this was you and I wonder, Why didn't you get the job?
Obviously there's only one explanation, have you considered changing your name to something that starts with a "K"?
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Zacharia on Trump Rallies: He is an energetic president. Attendance is at record highs as enthusiastic, hardworking Americans are lining up and packing arenas to support President Trump and Republicans. It's not hard to see why. He is fighting and delivering for American workers every minute of every day
Before the Bible
"The earliest apocalypses are Jewish works that date from about 200 bce to about 165 bce."
From the Bible
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Mostly from the bible
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Unfulfilled Christian religious predictions
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No, this time it's real.
youtu.be/NP10A5ehOsY
youtu.be/84da_Ci6PtI
The latest failure
youtu.be/tMjCx49t2Oc?si=AG_J…
33 American cults
youtu.be/Cuxgxu5OW-g?si=bevB…
As with most previous occasions, the finding of Noah's Ark seems to have gone strangely quiet. However herein I offer proof that Noah's Ark was real.
7 AIs Estimate Trump's IQ.
He probably will rename them DI for Dumb Intelligence.
Grok gave him the highest IQ with an estimate between 95 and 105
youtu.be/ND0R-AZ4L_4?si=FSVi…
Science or religion? If you reach into a drawer for a Phillips head screwdriver you inevitably get a flat head screwdriver if you want a flat head you inevitably get a phillips.
Is this because of science or preligion?
If because of religion which God, gods or goddesses must we pray to to get the right screwdriver?
( Or should I, after 36 + years of living here, just turned the tray around so I can see the blades instead of the handles?)
Mike Painter retweeted
#TrumpTV is getting out-viewed by a YouTube channel with a black screen and the sound of a box fan. sbee.link/vp9cn34qm8 ,
The recent photograph of President Trump kissing Natalie includes the comment, "President Trump is kissing her on the course."
Another anatomical mystery that goes along with that old song: "I wonder who's kissing her now." and report about the woman that got shot and the bullet "was in her yet".
Can anybody explain where these things are?
Attention Christians, especially The One True Christian.
Original 1747 Map - Location of Garden of Eden and Arc - OBO
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The gap between rungs on a ladder has increased because people have become taller.
This is officially known as climb it change.
Historians have recently discovered that apparently Jesus ordered the most expensive meal on the menu and then suggested that the bill be equally split among everybody.
The first bottle of Coca-Cola from 1894 contained about 3.5 g of cocaine.
It explains why our parents and grandparents could walk to and from school, uphill both ways, in the snow, barefoot.
The Bible commands you to kill,
Adulterers (Lev 20:10)
Men who have sex with other men (Lev 20:13)
Gays (Lev 20:13, Rom 1:21-32)
Any bride discovered not a virgin (Dt 22:21)
Women who have been raped (Dt 22:23-24)
Any child who hits a parent (Ex 21:15)
Disobedient children (Ex 21:17, Mk7:10)
Children who disobey parents (Dt 21:20)
Those who curse father or mother (Lev 20:9)
All witches (Ex 22:18)
Blasphemers (Lev 24:14)
False prophets (Zech 13:3)
Fortune-tellers (Lev 20:27)
Anyone who sins (Ezek 18:4)
The curious (1 Sam 6:19-20)
Non-Hebrews (Dt 20:16-17)
Sons of sinners (Isaiah 14:21)
Nonbelievers (2 Chron 15:12-13)
Anyone who curses God (Lev 24:16)
Those who work on the Sabbath (Ex 31:15) (Ex 31:15)
Anyone who does not observe the Sabbath (Ex 31:14)
Strangers close to a church (Num 1:48-51)
All males after winning battles (Dt 20:13)
Those who worship the wrong god (Num 25:1-9)
Everybody in a town that worships the wrong god (Dt 13:13-16)
and:
Kill anyone who kills anyone (Lev 24:17).