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Former Comedian and Writer from the world. Former Host and producer of stuff. Still He/Him

Denver, CO
Joined July 2009
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All the worlds a cage. And all the people mearly wrestlers.
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If anyone know how to use AI, can you make me a photo of those trump sneakers hanging from a telephone pole? I have a funny idea for Election Day.
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Nice guys finish last but if you are also named victor, guess what? You get the spoils.
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Eddie Kingston is hands down wrestler of the year. He has elevated the @ringofhonor world championship higher than anyone else could, cuts the best promos in the game and has the best in ring story telling in every single match. Bravo bud.
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Closest I’ve ever been to the court. Let’s go @nuggets ! The back to back beavers are out in full support today!
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Eddie Kingston running through his own team to get to the fight in London wearing a knicks jersey is art.
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If you need proof of a narcissist just look into anyone who regularly retweets themselves (“for the algorithm”)
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Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First bit.ly/42PJPsp
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Has anyone considered the possibility that the sub hit another iceberg?!
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Billionaires dying for being stupid should be celebrated.
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If you like succession you’re a capitalist. It’s fine, but own it.
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This man was kayfab’n on his death bed. 🫡
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RIP Iron Sheik. And fuck that jabroni Hulk Hogan.
RESPECT THE LEGEND FOREVER 😢
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The lakers coaches wearing ref uniforms are being very unfair to Denver right now #NBAConferenceFinals
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Hey @Adele I cry every time I listen to your music but @nuggets beat the @Lakers last night and I hope you feel my pain.
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No one ever talks about the attitude era of the world wildlife foundation
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Thank god the 76’s got the mvp back in the lineup tonight so they can lose by 20
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Bill maher’s whole shtick of “angry centerist” is fucking dumb. He isn’t any better than Fox News.
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