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Comedian/Writer. This my personal twitter. Other fun tweets found here: @theloftusparty

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Joined April 2009
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Amy Acton appears to be totally wasted. This is crazy. Get this woman to rehab. Asap.
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Very sad news. Sir Patrick Stewart has passed. Just an incredible talent and a wonderful career. He will be missed.
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Mick’s Midweek meme dump is up.
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Way to go, America! Too bad that Walt had to go through this BS. Dude is just trying to make a living. And if you have a 'prank' video channel? Watch out. People have had just about enough of your shit.
Internet users have raised over $120,000 for the Red Baron worker who went viral after an influencer started harassing him. The man has been identified as ‘Walt Z’ from Michigan and he is thankful for the support. “Walt Z out of Michigan sends a heartfelt thankyou, and is absolutely blown away by how much people have cared over this,” the GoFundMe organizer said. “They are requesting privacy, and GoFundMe is taking the lead in transferring all of this to him. You're all Rockstars, and it shows.” Glad to see this man is being taken care of. GoFundMe link is below.
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One more livestream before the midterms. Let’s discuss all the things!
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Tis the season.
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They vandalized the 9-11 memorial in NYC Who does that to a memorial? Please vote accordingly.
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This weeks episode is ready for your heathen ears!
This week on the podcast: Brazil election insanity, Ilhan Omar’s latest, James Comey’s mess and sweet booty news! Thanks for listening! @MikeLoftusComic @RowdyRick73 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Drunk Democrat Ladies. There’s tons now! What is going on?!
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I took the liberty of selecting this week’s Sunday Jams. Have a great day!
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It’s a start. We never everyone held accountable. Top to bottom.
Today’s cover: FBI officials who covered up Hunter Biden laptop charged with lying to Congress trib.al/2dCTH4L
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You will not believe what you are about to hear. This could break your minds. Lindsey Graham shocker youtu.be/VVeD6mvVf7s?is=4i1V…
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Talented actor. But damn. This dude is dumb as a box of rocks.
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it. Get involved and help at abdulforsenate.com/vote go.abdulforsenate.com We know how much it matters to live in a country where our rights are protected, where the law applies equally to everyone, and where the majority can’t just decide that some people don’t deserve the same freedoms. The safety and freedom we’ve found in America didn’t happen by accident. They exist because of democracy. And protecting democracy means protecting Jewish safety, too. We know what happens when those protections start to break down. When courts are weakened, elections are undermined, and people lose equal protection under the law, minorities are often the first to pay the price. Jews have seen this throughout our history. It’s one of the reasons so many of our families sought refuge in democratic countries. That’s why I find it so alarming to see what’s happening right now. When masked government agents are taking people off the streets and citizens are being shot in public, we should all be worried about where things are headed. As Jews, we know that when a government starts targeting certain groups of people, no one should assume they’re safe from what comes next. Mike Rogers has chosen to align himself with a movement that is willing to attack our democracy. He stood with Trump and refused to accept the results of the 2020 election. And now we’re seeing what happens when a political movement treats the rights and dignity of certain people as disposable. For Jews, these things should set off alarm bells. Jewish safety is tied to the health of our democracy. We can’t protect one without protecting the other. And in this Senate race, Abdul is the candidate who understands that and is willing to fight for it. #abdulelsayed #democracy #jewish #midterms
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