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usen @TheLazyChefff

I dare you to upload a short video of yourself

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Ron Zertnert 𓅃 @ChicoDelPeligro

While this guy is out hunting liberals, I'll be at the bar making his wife cum so hard on my fingers

Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare

Jesus Christ…

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domingos 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇰🇵@NotDomingos

“se eu ganhasse o anel dos lanternas verdes eu seria do bem e protegeria a todos” eu em Israel segundos depois cumprindo com a minha promessa:

urubu do pix @vvieiravitorII

"se eu ganhasse o anel dos lanterna verde eu seria do bem e protegeria todos" Eu na casa do peter jordan segundos depois de conquistar um anel:

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érica, secretária geral da curraleira @pasmaceira

esperava mais e melhor da senhora que invadiu um palco, tirou o microfone a um cantor invisual e começou a cantar uma canção sem sentido

Wandson Lisboa @wandson

varios convites e o primeiro que ela aceita. aaahhh nãooooo :(

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i have been nothing but obsessive and possessive and unhealthily towards you and this is how you treat me

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gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville

He saw the hashtag #SellEdSheeranIntoWhiteSlavery

Marie @Antiiimarie

This crying act made me dislike Ed Sheeran more than I already did before and also annoy me and think of him as a slimy c*nt.

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Eira @GundamDoll

Clocking into your shift at the getting molested by 35 year old white women factory

Animal Mother 🐺🗡️@Engxxxge

The painted on abs HELP

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É tipo aquela ex que diz que está muito melhor agora mas nunca te esquece

agora olha essa foto e pergunta quem é a brasileira e quem é a portuguesa maluquice

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wikid gyal era.@Rhip_diPunana

You have to immediately crash out like this sometimes because people think life’s a joke.

Husband was enjoying his wife’s mango matcha until a woman suddenly accused him of recording her

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my neurosurgeon breadwinner wife watching me shotgun my 11th beer of the night

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Jogaço do caralho, contudo finais um pouco underwhelming e pouca replayability

K i n t a s @MikeWella

Blood of the Dawnwalker é tipo Witcher 3 se fosse mais fixe e melhor e com vampiros foda

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Thank you for coming @lozzaalaurenn and so many others to meet me at Hartlepool

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realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns

she said "the mold goes or i do" so i told her baby girl if i saw you go i'd never forgive myself, let me get the antifungal disinfectant. alas it was all for naught. i was hallucinating again. she had left me years ago. mycelium is all that's left now. god i love black mold.

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Adrizzle 🇵🇸@36_chambuhz

He’s mad with power, he thinks he’s George, Jerry, and executioner

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john @john_wilddog

someone made a meme talking about making elaborate insults instead of saying KYS and now every millenial says some shit like "i hope every hecking pupperino never wants to be pet by you >:("

rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters

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longlivemir @foresthillbaby

conservatives b talking to grok like jarvis

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Violador a levar um knockout brutal, que ótima maneira de acabar a noite

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

SEAN SHARAF KNOCKED OUT GABLE STEVENSON IN 12 SECONDS!!! WOW!!!!

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Quem é que quer saber da Trisha Paytas foda-se, este videoclip é uma referência a Rock of Love

meme bastard 🍕

Trisha Paytas as the "fat" Jessica Simpson was considered morbidly obese in this rapper's 2009 music video

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kang @jaycaspiankang

‘Dad what was the ai boom like?’ ‘Well it mostly threatened to kill me and take my job but it once had Homer Simpson sing starlight w such emotion that it brought a tear to my eye.’

i wish muse wasnt so corny bc ive had the homer starlight cover on repeat for 24 hours (and they do have some bangers…)

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Ah, é porque ele é o único que canta bem. Assim faz sentido.

boy bands are so fucking back

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Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@GraniteDhuine

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse. Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

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