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2 years after winning The Irish Novel Fair and failing to secure an agent or publication, my next novel, The Cocklemen, is among the winners of The Book Edit Writers’ Prize.
Lightning can strike twice.
So here we go, let’s try this again.
Maybe this time it will happen.
Irish Olympian and European champion runner Ciara Mageean has died aged 34 rte.ie/sport/athletics/2026/…
Bash and Romesh's choice of charities as winners has really annoyed some people. Oh dear. Anyway.
If you'd like to donate to either of them:
Choose Love - chooselove.org/
Refugee Council - refugeecouncil.org.uk/
#CelebrityTraitors
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Who in the name of all things holy decided that it’s imperative that we “get the welfare bill down?
The UK welfare bill is projected at £360+ billion (around 10.7% to 11% of GDP), remaining lower as a proportion of national income than it was 15 years ago or during the 1980s.
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So, I’ve got a little Christmas book out today. It’s my favourite out of all my books so please buy, read, enjoy, and then tell me how much you love Kenneth 🐕 🎄
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Can the 60k people being given the boot from Microsoft all get together and form a new company that builds a version of Windows and Office that doesn’t have AI, doesn’t use Sharepoint or OneDrive and doesn’t suck?
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Deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Dónal Lunny.
A giant of Irish traditional music, Dónal helped shape the sound of Irish music for generations, bringing our rich musical heritage to audiences at home and around the world.
His contribution to Irish music and culture will never be forgotten.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.
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There are currently air sirens in Kyiv as Putin carries out his humanitarian work across the capital
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JD Vance says Ukraine shouldn't be bombing Russian diesel plants, but I'm pretty sure it's Russia who shouldn't be killing Ukrainian children.
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She was only four when Trump said he would end the war in 24 hours. Just turned six when Musk decided to join Trump on Putin’s side and help the Kremlin killers murder her
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Every murder by Putin in Ukraine is now sponsored by Donald Trump.
Trump waives several Russia sanctions as new US law takes effect bbc.in/3VSIun0
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Tomorrow's front page 📰
New satellite pictures lay bare Israel's destruction of Gaza
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As well 3 winners EVERYONE who applies gets exclusive access to 3 professional development events inc. a talk on resilience w/ @KitdeWaal - routes to publication w/ @Writers_Artists & a session on reading your work out load w/ actor Tony Flynn. Link in bio. By midnight Sept 30th
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114 children all with single sniper shots to the head.
Some as young as 5 years old.
Read that again.
They're "hunting" children for fun.
#StopTheGame
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The correct spelling is tax dodger.
Billionaire Man United owner says he has lost confidence in the UK bbc.in/3Vo0FAF
Since Robert Kraft is in the news, this is a good time to remind you what he did.
In 2019, he went twice in two days to a massage parlor in Jupiter, FL.
The first time he got a handjob.
The second time he got a blowjob.
Cops were already suspicious of the place so they had cameras that caught it all.
BUT...
Bob is a billionaire. So he hired the best lawyers money could buy for "high 6 to low 7 figures" and they found a judge who ruled the cameras violated the law and tossed everything out.
Bob walked.
The women did not. They were arrested and charged with prostitution.
So in short.. fuck that guy and his holier than thou moral charade.
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Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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My Lord.
@JoeBiden, 83 years old, battling Stage 4 cancer that has spread to his bones, stood for HOURS alongside @DrBiden as the names of 9/11 victims were read.
Donald Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 event at the Pentagon.
One showed respect despite his pain. The other couldn't even stay awake.
Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and the office he holds.
Really says it all.










































