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Gaurav

@MildlyClassic

When people start liking what you write, you start writing what people like.

 New Delhi, India
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Joined July 2009
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Slightly disappointed that there’s no connecting flight from Bangalore Airport to Bangalore.
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STOP THE COUNT!
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Today it’s US. Tomorrow it could be us. #Midterms2026
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Happy Birthday, Shahrukh Khan. If you were a Cricket Umpire, the crowd would cheer for a wide ball more than a boundary.
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Fasted for my phone’s long battery life today.
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In their defence, when they said “achchhe din aane waale hain”, they didn’t really specify kiske.
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If you’re spending 3 Lakhs on a first generation phone, aapko Duo ki nahin Dawa ki zaroorat hai.
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Shab-o-roz ki jadd-o-jahad se thak kar… Gham-e-duniya se haar kar… Ek aah bharne ko… Gehri saans leni chahi… Toh muh mein machchhar ghus gaya.
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If we treated every crime the way we treat crimes against women…
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Chain snatching? Who asked you to wear a gold chain and roam around? Bola tha na gold nahin khareedna.
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Gaddhe mein gir ke chot lag gayi? Who asked you to ride a bike? Walk or fly.
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But shouldn’t there be a BRICS Amit before BRICS Summit?
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My hands folded faster than the iPhone Duo after seeing the price.
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Not that I am homophobic, but it is so painful going back home after visiting your boyfriend 😭
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Bye
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Apple be like: Can John Ternus into a more innovative company?
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Q. What do you call an over excited Mughal emperor? A. Enthu-si-Aazam #JabTweetKiyaTohDarnaKya
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Haters will say I’m making this up but Ethanol is good for your health. You’ll have to go for long walks kyunki gaadi toh kharaab ho jaayegi. You’ll have give up sugar because all the sugarcane will be used in making Ethanol and there will be no sugar left for you.
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