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Evan the Beer Delivery Guy

@MindOfEvan

...and miles to go before I sleep.

 Golden Halls of Asgard
Joined March 2011
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The job I've been pursuing for 2yrs now has come avaliable!!! I just applied. My heart is actually racing just doing the resume and application Fingers crossed. This could be it!!
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Cry me a river. This is why everyone hates KC.
MLFootball (@MLFootball) profile pictureMLFootball
@MLFootballNov 2
CONGRATULATIONS TO #NFL REF CLETE BLAKEMAN AND THE DENVER #BRONCOS ON THEIR WIN TODAY AGAINST THE KANSAS CITY #CHIEFS. One of the most horrifically officiated endings we have seen all season. A controversial false start penalty wiped out a potential game-winning touchdown. PATHETIC.
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Hahaha Macy's just screwed the NHL out of revealing the Hometown Remix jerseys
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The Animal is coming back...
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 1
Dave Bautista reveals he has gained 20 more pounds of muscle for playing Kratos in ‘GOD OF WAR’. He has now reached 250 pounds.
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DNVR Broncos
@DNVR_BroncosNov 2
BRONCOS ARE 1ST PLACE IN THE AFC WEST WHAT A FUCKING COMEBACK 🗣️ HOW WE FEELING #broncoscountry ⁉️
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Kyle Clark@KyleClarkNov 2
I informed Harrison Butker before that kick that my wife works outside the home. I am not sure if that impacted his focus.
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So I'm thinking we might not need Jonathan Taylor here in #BroncosCountry
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Here comes the weekly heart attack #BroncosCountry
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Mr. Goji  (@Mr_goji54) profile picture
Mr. Goji 
@Mr_goji54Nov 1
HAPPY GODZILLA MONTH EVERYONE!! ITS ‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ WEEK! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
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Well I know what my house needs...
GODZILLA STORE US (@GodzillaS_US) profile pictureGODZILLA STORE US
@GodzillaS_USNov 1
Every day is better with Godzilla by your side. ✨ Meet the Godzilla Minus One Oversized Plush from Books-A-Million, standing at 48" tall and weighing in at 32 pounds. Available now: ow.ly/EpFj5102jg8
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Wow Taylor Rapp can't tackle. I mean AT. ALL.
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Can the Broncos go 5 minutes without a penalty??
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The MAGA commercials on CBS can kindly go to hell
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I started Lamar Jackson today. Felt good about it and then he gets injured on the first play. I'm actually freaking cursed.
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College Football Report
@CFBReportNov 1
Nebraska this season: - Started 5-0 ✅ - Led Indiana 17-6 with 12:01 left in 4th ✅ • Lost to Indiana 17-20 ❌ - Led Oregon 14-6 with 7:22 left in 4th ✅ • Lost to Oregon 14-17 ❌ - Led Washington with 1:40 left in the 4th ✅ • Lost to Washington 10-17 ❌ - Now 5-3 ❌ CURSED.
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This team hates me.
Nebraska Football (@HuskerFootball) profile pictureNebraska Football
@HuskerFootballNov 1
FINAL | Nebraska 10, Washington 17
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Please dont screw this up Huskers. Just play smart and win this game. Bowl eligibility is RIGHT there!! #Huskers #GBR
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 31
Parents, PLEASE check your kids' Halloween candy after Trick-or-treating. Just found a Justin Herbert jersey inside my son’s bucket…some disgusting people out there.
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I'm ready!
GODZILLA.OFFICIAL (@Godzilla_Toho) profile pictureGODZILLA.OFFICIAL
@Godzilla_TohoOct 31
5 days until #GodzillaMinusZero... In theatres November 6. See it first with Godzilla Day IMAX Early Access on November 3. godzillaminuszero.com
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Of course this mother fucker is on my fantasy team...
Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) profile pictureAwful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 30
The Trey Smack kicking issues continue for the Packers on TNF vs. the Panthers. Al Michaels with the call for Prime Video. 🏈🎙️🔊
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Update: I have an interview on Tuesday!!!!
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