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Been around the block since the ship sank. I just enjoy pleasant discourse, good times, gardening, trash fires & perishing to mysterious causes (speculation).

your kitchen, cleaning
Joined December 2014
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And nothing will ever compare to the horrors beset upon the male characters of any shonen series by thirsty shippers and femcels. These things are almost never without countervailing aspects that invert whatever is being argued.
now they're strawmaning shoujo and saying it neglects male characters in my comments im TIRED 1/ that's how i know non of you watch or read shoujo and 2/ and shonen STILL treats female characters way worse like it doesn't even compare. fanservice is lit born in shonen lbffr
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This kind of dimentia is fascinating.
stop supporting his projects
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Replying to @gregsaysso
This is literally how the entire world now views North America, during Trump’s presidency
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1. You will never be POTUS. 2. We'll consider caring what you think about geography when you can figure out what a woman is.
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>It had to either draw upon its own personal experience or imagine this as it typed this
Replying to @BenMalisow
Sorry I forgot your people don't even wipe your own asses after you shit and you just let your feces ferment back there while your permanently dissociated, future ex wives bleach the shit out of your underpants.
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Conservative whites when you tell them to wash their hands with soap after they touch their own butthole
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Huh... that whole "enforcing laws" thing? Yeah, that's an evilman thing. Imagine electing someone whose job is enforcing those sorts of things...
Hunh. I literally just thought last night that Trump has been so distracted with Iran, it's been a while since he had a go brutalizing his own people again.
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Ares: One of best Mac space games in the 90s. Played it to death. Soundtrack goes hard 🔥
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🚨BREAKING: DOJ charges the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) with wire fraud, false statements, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The SPLC secretly funneled $3M+ in donor funds to violent racist extremist groups: -Ku Klux Klan -American Nazi Party -Aryan Nation -United Klans of America -Unite the Right -National Alliance -National Socialist Movement -Sadistic Souls Motorcycle Club -American Front To hide the payments, SPLC allegedly opened bank accounts under fictitious entities to conceal the source and control of donor funds. Per the indictment: an SPLC field source was a member of the online leadership chat group that planned the 2017 "Unite the Right" rally in Charlottesville — made racist postings under SPLC supervision and helped coordinate transportation to the event. FBI Director Kash Patel: "They lied to their donors, vowing to dismantle violent extremist groups, and actually turned around and paid the leaders of these very extremist groups — even utilizing the funds to have these groups facilitate the commission of state and federal crimes." Acting AG Todd Blanche: "The SPLC is manufacturing racism to justify its existence. Using donor money to allegedly profit off Klansmen cannot go unchecked." Scheme allegedly ran 2014–2023. FBI calls it an ongoing investigation. Insane!!!
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JUST IN: Chuck Norris’ son Dakota has taken to social media and posted this tribute to his father. “Dad, it's hard to find the right words for this, but I'll do my best. You've been the man I looked up to my whole life. Your generosity, your kindness, your courage, your integrity, your strength, your discipline, and your faith in the Lord were just a handful of things I always admired about you. You lived your life with purpose and with love for all people. No matter what I was going through, you were always there. You made sure I knew how much you loved me. Honest to God, I don't think there was a single day that went by where you didn't say it. I'm so proud to be your son. The memories we made, the lessons you taught me, and the constant laughs we shared will stay with me for the rest of my life. Thank you for everything you gave to our family and for the example you set every day. I hope I can live a life that honors you and makes you proud. I love you, Dad. I'll miss you forever.”
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Because that's retarded, you braindead fuckwit.
Democrats offered up a bill to fund TSA and the rest of DHS separate from ICE and CBP. YOU shot it down. YOU are in the majority (for now). YOU are responsible for passing a budget. But YOU want ICE to murder more Americans in the street more than you want the TSA at work.
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So, what Shit Sandwich is saying is... women are too stupid to know how to get their ID after changing their surnames? Too stupid to know how to get an ID at all? How is this not gravely insulting? And aren't you fleeing the country for failing to show up to Congressional court?
Are you one of nearly 70 million American women who changed their names when they got married? 🙋‍♀️ Republicans in Congress want to make it harder for you to vote. Tell your senator to oppose the SAVE Act. indivisible.org/actions/stop…
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>Indian >From THAT India >Zero sources or citations >All Vietnam anecdotes >Explicitly calls out "stories" that were clearly never "buried" very well
Absolute nonsense. All the US has done is bury cases massively so much so that only a few rise to public attention. Take the case of Hill 192, a squad literally kidnapped a Vietnamese girl, took her to their observation post and gang raped her, then murdered her. One of the soldiers had a conscience and refused to rape her, and on return to base reported this to his company C/O who buried it, even warned him that his life will be at risk if he continues on this path. But this one soldier persisted, but nothing happened till he was transferred out to a different unit, and there he ran into a Captain (the divisional chaplain) who then escalated it up the chain of command. The 4 others who gang raped and murdered that girl were court martialed but were all imprisoned for a max of 5 years (1 didn't serve time, another served 18 months, 1 did 2 years and the squad commander 4). This was just one case and it was almost buried. Imagine the 1000's of cases that would have actually been buried? Ever heard of the Tiger Force? Yeah that's right am sure you have no idea who they were. This was an American unit in Vietnam that committed war crimes every single day for years. Rape, mass murder, brutal torture, slave labour... They were as bad as the Einzatsgruppen but scale was smaller. They were even awarded a Presidential Unit Citation! Were they not investigated? Hell yes they were. The US army conducted a series of investigations and clearly established the fact that in a mere 5 months (the period of investigation) the unit 1) mass murdered civilians of all ages 2) used rape as a weapon 3) brutal torture 4) padding "death counts" aka body counts by killing civilians and planting a single gun amongst 2 dozen civilian bodies and calling everyone VC. It describes individual events like the time a soldier shot a 3 month old baby, and then raped and shot it's mother and then beheaded both the corpses. But the investigation decided that the unit was highly effective and buried the investigation entirely. It was in 2003 that these reports were leaked to a newspaper that then conducted it's own investigation and exposed this humongous crimes. But that's it. The US never acknowledged these crimes and pretended it never happened. Every single man and officer in that squad retired with honours eventually. Heck even LT's like William Kernan even made it to General (4star) and was SACLANT. So please spare us this "the US Army is a force of moral good", no you aren't. In every war us soldiers behave like barbarians, the only thing that seperates you from other barbarians is you bury cases so deep they never come up and if they do, you cover it up with layers and layers of PR
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Meet Melinda, a healthcare worker at @VCUHealth. She posted a series of videos encouraging people to inject ICE agents with succinylocholine, a temporary paralysis drug, and spray poison on them. She also encourages woman to go on dates with agents and drug their food. Any comment @VCUHealth? How can you have such a vile person working with patients? How can anyone feel safe at your facilities if you employ such people?
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What a fucking clownshow Minnesota has become. Fraud in every government program Antifa stealing guns from law enforcement vehicles Politicians that married their brothers Violent schools with violent students The DFL has destroyed every aspect of what made the state great.
🚨 HOLY CRAP! FIGHTS broke out as Minnesota students staged a "walk out" to protest against ICE arresting illegals Somalis were heavily involved in the fighting Minneapolis-St. Paul is a 3rd world freaking country right now!
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Bro how fat are people if airlines can start calculating tonnage lost via savings. lol
JUST IN: Weight loss drugs like Ozempic on track to save U.S. airlines more than half a billion dollars in fuel costs this year.
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