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Miss Barnes

@MissBarnesABC

I teach English and am socially awkward. I apologize in advance. She/Her #RedForEd #BLM

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Joined July 2013
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Please don't drive under the influence.
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The 2023 AP English Literature & Composition scores: 5: 15%; 4: 28%; 3: 34%; 2: 14%; 1: 9%.
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The Blast Effect: How bullets from an AR-15 blow the body apart

The Blast Effect: How bullets from an AR-15 blow the body apart

The Washington Post examined autopsy and postmortem reports from nearly a hundred victims of past mass shootings that involved an AR-15 style rifle.

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@mannyfidel27 Mar 2023
the washington post has an incredible interactive story that shows just how destructive a bullet from an AR-15 is to the body — using animated recreations of the wounds that killed 6-year-old Noah Pozner and 15-year-old Peter Wang — and the end of the page just broke my heart
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This is the funniest fucking flavor text I’ve ever seen on a card.
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Every school dance has a Lil Jon song around the 30 minute mark, and then The Clump begins
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When I was a kid, I saw Sugar Ray perform live for some reason, and my brain decided that Sugar Ray and Papa Roach were the same band. I also used to get Meet Joe Black mixed up with Mighty Joe Young.
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Me: *simply existing on a Wednesday* One of my students: You look like you aged 10 years since yesterday.
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In George Orwell’s “1984”, the protagonist hates big brother, until he’s captured and they dump rats on his head. The experience makes him a model citizen: completely altering his personality and behavior. Thus, “1984” is literature’s first ratatouille. In this essay, i will–
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(completely overwhelmed) will do!
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“did you study the humanities” yes and I had the best teacher
four stills of Wishbone

ALT four stills of Wishbone

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@s4m31p4n15 Jan 2023
Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people. I have clown blood
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No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong
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This poem by Frieda Hughes about her mother, Sylvia Plath, kills me every time.
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The suffix "-ussy" is the 2022 American Dialect Society word of the year. Read the full press release. americandialect.org/2022-wor…
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I would do anything for a character with those '3' lips
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I hope I live long enough to see the day anti-glare technology evolves to the point where my glasses don't reflect the webpage I'm on whatsoever #NoGlassesPeopleGetToHaveIncognitoBrowsingByDefault
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Taiko no Tatsujin Rhythm Festival is so cute, and I can't wait to unlock all the dumb hats for this little baby
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