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Writer. Baker. Coffee Maker. I write books about monsters 🫰🏻Manic-Pixie-Dream-Mom🧚 The Moon Hung Like A Noose available at link below 🌕🐺

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Joined October 2021
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If you like Horror Romance Check out my werewolf body horror book The Moon Hung Like A Noose 🫶🏻🌕🐺
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Watching Friday the 13th part II because I love a Mama’s boy
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My brain: “Apple bottom jeannsss…jeans cover your butt, your butt sits on the chairrr”
My psychiatrist asked me this during my ADHD evaluation: "If I said the words 'apple' and 'chair' — what do they have in common?" Most people answer immediately. ADHD brains answer differently. Drop your answer. I'll tell you what the test was actually looking for.,::. 1//4
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Am I the only one who prefers soggy cereal over crunchy
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Sam V✨Troy Otto Apologist✨ retweeted
Sometimes I feel like authors get agents and then think they’re too good/can’t be bothered with those still in the trenches. Like, what?? No way. I just sent seven referrals out for an author friend seeking rep. Lord knows this journey’s hard enough as it is. Let’s build each other up when we can. 💜
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Sam V✨Troy Otto Apologist✨ retweeted
IT IS DOUBLE VOTE DAY Please vote for me so that I can stay in the contest (and have a chance of winning)! The prize for this would change my life, and give me the opportunity to create a bigger platform for authors to find their readers ❤️ 🔗👇
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When my husband and I were dating, I got blood alllll over his bed. I’m talking horror movie freaky style. And I apologized profusely and he just shrugged and said “it’s all good, I have a washing machine.” That’s also the day I told him I Love You for the first time 💅
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Buckle up bone head, you’re going to for a ride
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Wait a second, people are trying to cancel Freddy Krueger now? 😂
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Right where I want to be: with a mug of hot tea watching Army of Darkness
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Much better than a cup of coffee, y’all should try sneezing a thousand times first thing in the morning
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Ever since we switched to “silent” cartoons with no dialogue, I swear my child’s attention span has gotten better.
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AHHHHHHH If you didn’t support this Kickstarter you MISSED OUT! Oh my gosh it’s all SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! Thank you so much @KT_Carlisle !!!!
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My 2 year old has been really getting into these old Mickey Mouse cartoons 😆
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I am her and she is me (My chin is so stained from that bl00d rn)
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Dreams came true last night <3
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1200 more words and I’ll have reached my 20k writing goal for the month 🥰
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Everybody freaking out about All The Young Dudes getting trad published while I’m sitting here with my werewolf book featuring vaguely familiar characters ☕️ 🐸
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Noticing with our son that all the his behaviors that frustrate my husband the most are mine lmao
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Sam V✨Troy Otto Apologist✨ retweeted
Watch me unbox copies of WITCH AMONG US 👀👀 Thank you so much to @SaffronAsteria for printing these gorgeous books for me!! I’m so excited to head into my first author event in two years with these beautiful little baddies ready to reach new readers. 🥰🥰
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