Sara

Lee Cattermole, Roy Keane, that awful woman who said they were in the Premiership and we weren’t, Jordan Pickford’s mam, that bloke who said they’d be top if they played Rotherham every week, dinosaur enthusiasts, Kevin Phillips, my ex-Mrs, the bloke who shagged that seagull, Nial Quinn, Jordan Pickford’s dad, Don Goodman, that fella who presents for Sky Sports, anti- seagull enthusiasts, that young lad who put a shirt on Shearer at 4am when nobody was around, Jordan Pickford’s aunty, Steve Bruce, the cringey fella from your local pub who says ‘six in a row’ when he’s had too many vodkas, Jordan Pickford’s great cousin… Your boys have not only decorated your stadium to welcome Eddie Howe’s Mags, they’ve taken an absolute hell of a f***ing beating! #NUFC #SUNNEW