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Mitchell Johnson

@Mitche11Johnson

I sprinkle in the funny.

 Melbourne, FL
Joined July 2011
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Bruh these kids are getting a lesson tonight in country music.
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Dawgs on top.
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If I had my favorite food truck catering my party at an unlimited plate tier, I wouldn’t eat for two days leading up to the event. @curbsidechef
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Kirby on loss to Auburn… “Auburn played better than us today. Executed better than us today…. At the end of the day we pick it up, everything we want to do is in front of us. I know it’s a big deal to other people but it’s just another game to me… I always say humility is a week away… Every week in this league is a war. Anyone can beat anyone.”
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Woo buddy GO DAWGS!!!
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do you guys want to see my favorite video on the Internet
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Dodgers would then go winless the rest of the postseason
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@MLBONFOXOct 8
"We're smarter. We're better. And we're tougher." - @Dodgers Manager Dave Roberts
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Green light means go, I’ll give you up to a 5 Mississippi count. Handicap tag or not, you’ll be getting the horn.
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@shoooobbOct 15
this deadass how shaq and em be talking about the current state of the nba😭😭😭
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@_Qt_cooOct 14
Luna GOES OFF on the new generation of performers and does NOT hold back 😭🔥 "this new generation of performers like honestly fvcking suck. i'm not impressed by any of these hoes" 💀
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₿itty ₿itty ₿itcoin big dump or big pump. ₿oring stuff so far this October. #CrapOrGetOffThePot #BringTheVolatility
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@JeffreyThumserOct 16
Keep this shit as far from Athens, Georgia as possible
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@WatcherGuruOct 16
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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From the launch this morning. 📸: my wife
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Forgot about this video, this tweet is for me. youtu.be/as--TpEylRk?is=ixZQ…
Suckle on my Teet

Suckle on my Teet

A music video for Nick Swardson directed by Nicholaus Goossen.

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Life isn’t out to get me.
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Georgia is the best team in the Country.
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Kill the clock Kirby! #TimeoutKing #GoDawgs
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UGA! Go DAWGS!!!
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YOU HEAR THEM DAWGS IN TUSCALOOSA NOW!!
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Kirby Smart is a timeout king.
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