He asked me if I like Microsoft. I said yes. He asked if I was sure, and I told him, “Yeah, why would I not like it?” He unzipped his trousers. A 2.5-inch penis was dead asleep. 😭

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kheed ★♧ · Nov 12, 2026 · 8:39 PM UTC

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@localkheed17h

Fuck israel 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

Comrade Wa kabarack 🙆

@AmosSalau840418h

You can just write “fuck Israel” and get 10k likes.

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wiz 🧙‍♂️ · Nov 13, 2026 · 10:26 AM UTC

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@0xweb3wizard3h

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Gb · Nov 12, 2026 · 6:09 PM UTC

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@iamGbol1y19h

it takes one risk taker to change the whole family tree.

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Gb · Nov 12, 2026 · 8:06 PM UTC

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@iamGbol1y17h

idc who first i want us all rich

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Gb · Nov 13, 2026 · 7:47 AM UTC

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@iamGbol1y6h

all i do is hustle, show love & stay in my lane. if you don’t like me that’s on you.

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Gb · Nov 13, 2026 · 9:50 AM UTC

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@iamGbol1y4h

ngl when i peep weird sht i can’t act like everything cool 😂😂😂😂😂

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Paisy · Nov 13, 2026 · 9:33 AM UTC

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@paisylynn4h

When women orgasm, do they need a refractory period like men do after ejaculation?

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Paisy · Nov 13, 2026 · 4:45 AM UTC

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Paisy

@paisylynn9h

Between quitting masturbation and quitting drugs, which causes worse withdrawal symptoms?

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Paisy · Nov 13, 2026 · 10:09 AM UTC

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@paisylynn3h

What is the equivalent of periods in men?

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Biko · Nov 12, 2026 · 3:58 PM UTC

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Biko@stingg_er21h

Ni algo ama ni nyinyi mnalenga

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Tchellar · Nov 13, 2026 · 10:09 AM UTC

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My mutuals please quote me ,my account is still shadow banned Abeg 🙏

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@Tchellar08h

My mutuals please you guys should help me with this ..quote me

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Tilil  · Nov 13, 2026 · 9:59 AM UTC

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Hakuna kitu uchungu kama kuona mzazi akipeana pesa ovyoovyo to their friends and strangers na wewe unanyimwa ama hupwei pesa enough bana. Some parents need to stop that nonsense, sio poa aki.

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