first date idea: you come over you go straight into my bedroom you hang my curtains bc i tried myself and they just kept falling and leaving holes in my walls then you go around and change all my clocks to the right time you do my taxes from this year, last year, and the year before (don’t ask questions) and in return i will cook you dinner but im gonna put all the ingredients into a claw machine and you have to catch them bc i need to know that you’re a hunter gatherer and i can rely on you if the economy crashes and we must live off the land, but i live in an apartment complex in the suburbs so thats the only way to prove yourself