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~Life's a joke so just laugh ~ Freelance word manipulator ~ Don't let facts get in the way of a good joke ~ RIP Guvfather x Northern Soul will never die✊ KTF🏴

BS3 South of the River Bristol
Joined May 2013
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Me in bed at 3am after getting cramp in my calf.
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Guernsey FC midfielder Alex Scott is to join #BristolCity following a trial with the Robins. More: 👇

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Granny Pacquaio
Grandma understood the assignment. Stay ready
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Inbetweeners Caravan Club - Jay
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Pickford will be well up for that game against Argentina tonight after his dad died during the Falklands War
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Every England fan today...
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Best 9 in the world. RT if you agree.
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David Brent walking back into the room after Googling facts about Dostoevsky.
Wait! @piersmorgan I’ve found that verse!! The really important thing is that we, you, me all of us are loved. And not because of anything we have accomplished or ever could achieve. But because of who loves us.
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Fair play Ray Winstone
Dude said: “I wanted to kill them all.” 
An Arizona lifer takes out 3 child sex offenders inside prison. Hero or monster?
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Nothing like the death of a child murderer to bring the country together RIP Jessica & Holly ❤️ Rot in Hell Huntley 💀
Everybody in the UK this morning waking up to the news that Ian Huntley has died.
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“I have someone on the line who fears he may be a nonce. He's married so wishes to remain anonymous...I'm talking to A in Balmoral”
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Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman Strictly Come Dancing promo 2043
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Looks like Tim Westwood will have a new record to add to his DJ collection soon. A police one...
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With the Wells news it feels right to wheel this one out unless we're signing a couple of very decent forwards.. Super Struber/ Please god somebody help 'ee/ When the options are Armstrong/ Fally May-ooh-lu/ And Harry bloody Cornick too! 🤣 #BristolCity
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Spurs sacking Ange Postecoglou after he won the Europa League is like dating Dua Lipa and she dumps you because you made her squirt...
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Dawn French has bitten off more than she can chew. Not a sentence I thought I'd ever say...
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Big Mo Harris circa 2001
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I know we're in between Christmas and New Year but getting a bit confused by the Man United kick off times? So far tonight it's been 20.00, 20.04 and 20.19..
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A young Harold Shipman before he went mental and killed over 200 people with a lethal jab. #ufc202
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