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SindexMon

@MonSindex

i just got sent 1000000 pounds of lobster i literally have no idea what to do with any of it please help me

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Joined April 2019
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told my friends in 1st grade that i met super mario and the next day they had my ass on billschannel. they called me “liar boy” for 11 years
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saw you can see everything and my dad turned to me in the middle of the movie to drop that nathan fielder randomly came up to him at an event like 15 years ago (ish) and did an interview so bad that they had to throw it out. it’s lost forever; i’m fucking livid
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guys i need to get in on the canadian entertainment industry so bad i need to have fun facts like this. you literally just meet everybody by default you can be broke it dont matter
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kristof@isseyboyOct 27
This nigga genuinely cannot win
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@cataloggingOct 27
SoFaygo’s real twitter account has been suspended falsely after calling out his older account which has been compromised for so long.
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2024 was such a lit year to be 18 brah. i may have spent half of it on a gap year doing jack shit but the music kicked so much ass it don’t matter
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Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out
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Coleslaw@twiter3510Oct 24
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@MonSindex
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thinking about when discord didn't have statuses so people would just rename google chrome
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WHO UP PLAYING SOME CLASSICS
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why am i getting sponsorhip emails from shady brands thinking i'm shaiivalley
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they got niftski browsing beds on stream #ourstreamer
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got really into some shit a few nights ago but i was so tired that i genuinely forgot why? or how i did? but the interest is still there. this has led to the most dissociative few days of my life
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i fully blame university dawg this shit’s got me thinking i’m living somebody else’s life
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Ben Thing@BenThing2Oct 20
“Lately” and i’ve aura farmed since i was a child
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Cpt.Nephelim736 |#Hishakutwt#RiderBachi#CupidBachi (@Nephelim736) profile pictureCpt.Nephelim736 |#Hishakutwt#RiderBachi#CupidBachi@Nephelim736Oct 20
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How are you so tuff lately
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“he can’t have brain cancer he’s only 16 and shows no symptoms” patient: i can’t wait to go home and play dead by daylight house:
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turbo stolen bot tweet with 400k likes that i’ve legit seen 300 times and i be liking it anyway #palantirsponsor
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@boymolishOct 19
He named his company Apple and named his daughter Eve omg what a genius
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OH MY GOODNESS I FORGOT I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 8
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guys i’m so mad i just got so into sky ferreira im gonna pull out the fucking band hero 3 keytar and pair it witj the puter
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if my university didn’t fuck me over and doom me and i didn’t start 1.5 years late my gpa highkey would’ve been 1
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Most of you would have graduated with great grades if you had started uni at 24. Chucking you in a university environment at 16 ruined any chance of you being great in academia.
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i come from a long line of dudes who got their degrees at 900. i got 2 uncles who graduated high school at 26 idk how they let them do that
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