Monk

Fuck your Diwali. Go set off your fireworks back in Bombay, you smelly motherfuckers.

Muh seasonal depression

Me after doing 2 pushups

Elon do something

Another Veterans Day gone, and once again, no one thanked me for my service, even though i was shot 27 times by Jesse Ventura during the invasion of Panama.

I do nothing but spread love and humor to my mutuals. What do I get in return? Disrespect and bullying.

Like most people, I, too, apply a thick coating of turkey gravy to my genitals before getting dressed.

Can't be canceled if you have nothing to live for

She'll chew you up and spit you out too, bro.

Life hack: When deciding to be for or against something, defer to Ted Kaczynski and follow his lead.

Fucking bitch at Tractor Supply sent me on a wild goose chase. I am livid.

Look. If you want to see Gary Midnight, you go through me. I know where he lives. I have access. I have his ear. This makes me a very powerful and influential person.

Archbishop Gary Midnight

Sports accounts always have the most retarded opinions on anything not sports related. Bro, worry about your zionist distractions and let the adults handle everything else.

.@S19Tor at the Battle of Oakland Mall Food Court (colorized)

Happy Veterans Day to those who saw combat.

I'm a piece of shit.

Jennie keeps her plunger in the bath tub.

Ugh

Frank would you like an all expense paid trip to Waikiki

Beef me. @BeatenGoblin