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One-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton

Manchester, England
Joined November 2018
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You can’t really compare the number of complaints from a current series to one in the 2000s because of people being ragebaited into doing it by social media. You had to be reallyyyy about that life to complain to Ofcom in 2005
🚨 22,499 Ofcom complaints have now been submitted about Omar on Big Brother. He is the most complained about civilian in the history of the show. These complaints span three episodes last week, tripling the initial 7k complaints made after one show. It’s Ofcom’s fifth largest incident ever. #BBUK
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GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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The UK is banning facesitting porn
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Your bird watches Chicken Shop Date at the cinema
The final 6 episodes of Amelia Dimoldenberg’s ‘Chicken Shop Date’ will be screened in movie theaters on November 24 in the UK, Ireland, and Paris.
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Big Brother every 5 seconds #BBUK
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Just waiting for tonight’s Big Brother to come on now really #bbuk
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@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.
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Philip realllllly reminds me of my nan. She’s a cunt too 😭 #bbuk
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My song suggestions: Brand new Chanels Every song from BRAT Sissy that Walk Pink pony club/Good luck babe Manchild/Taste Bring Your Love anything by Addison Berghain Abracadabra/Disease Messy Padam Padam Angel of my dreams Pure/Honey Yes and? White feather hawk tail deer hunter
Currently gleeking out!
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how it feels to focus on graphic design
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£28 refund for Slayyyter ticket just landed
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Philip and Rochelle talking about how they think they’ll both be up when they’re going to nominate each other #bbuk
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This neurodivergent baddie…
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British Kim Petras: I was walking down the M25
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It’s 2 years since I did my last drag queen lip sync performance (Substance by Demi Lovato)
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I realize it may not be common knowledge that in 2008 before Glee, Lea Michele debuted her Anthony Bordain inspired travel show where she traveled from Manhattan to Queens as a “borough travel junkie” for exactly one (1) episode that has been mostly scrubbed from the internet
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Tonight the cruel hierarchy will fall #bbuk
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Someone squeezed the GTA protagonists out of a tube
Someone squeezed the GTA protagonists out of a tube, and I have so many questions. 😭🧴 From Claude to the GTA VI era, watching these characters appear like this is ridiculous in the best possible way. I’m still trying to decide whether Trevor coming out of a tube is the funniest part or the most terrifying. 💀 Which character should have stayed in the tube? 👀
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2026 has been fun but I think I’m done now. Just want my Spotify Wrapped and then up to bed.
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