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The Lycra lot are the worst
‘What wrong with you?’ Terrified pedestrian asks dangerous Lime bike rider skidding past her on pavement opposite St Thomas’s Hospital, London. Other pedestrians subjected to people riding bikes at speed & close passing them when they have green man to cross road. @ShabanaMahmood
Lost my keys for the first time ever in my 34 years on this planet and I am fuuuuming, I only have one car key and guess what.. I lost it ahsvdvdhdbdhdhdbd he
Why the fuck does everyone drive fucking 10mph in londonsggddgdybsshsg, also fuck south London horrible gaff
Don’t buy a usb c charger from Poundland I’ve had my phone on charge for 20 minutes and I’ve got no more battery than I started with
Why is there ALWAYS a smelly cunt on the Piccadilly line, have a day off man some man are stinkinnnnn
West london is finished man, This could never happen in east London. I once saw a roadworks crew try to shut manor road overnight but the locals were just moving the signs and driving down there anyway 😂
Transport for London is dropping a massive headache on West London by completely shutting down the A40 Westway in both directions starting at 10 PM on Friday, 20th March.
This isn’t just a quick weekend job - the road will be closed 24/7 all the way until late April 2026 while they replace structural joints under the flyover. Because the A40 carries a massive 96,000 vehicles every single day, TfL has already warned that local roads are going to face “widespread chaos” and heavy gridlock. Even if you don’t drive, 33 bus routes are going to be caught in the mess.
How’s this for luck, going on holiday to a state of the art sports complex in the canaries… just broke my Apple Watch strap at the airport how am I going to show off my ring closures all week I’m fuming
Got in a cab home, bit chilly. Looked at my weather app please tell me why it’feels like -6’ outside and my cabdriver has the windows opennnnnnnnnbruv
Just been given a courtesy car from Audi - a 2025 Q2 manual and it might be the worst car I’ve driven since I started driving over 15 years ago