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The best fake color man in league for nothing. Tweets about Cleveland sports, mostly baseball. Kiley&Booms Spelling Bee Champ. TribeFeud Championship Team 2015

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Joined May 2011
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Bob Uecker's Harry Doyle calls from "Major League" became part of baseball movie history. The famous misses, deadpan reactions and booth one-liners worked because Uecker already knew exactly how a baseball broadcast was supposed to sound. He could parody an announcer without making the character feel fake. That's why the clips still work even for people who have heard the real Uecker call games for decades.
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Patrick Bailey challenged this pitch
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Looking at the face value of my Cleveland World Series ticket stub collection to see just how insane things have become for fans: 1920 World Series Game 4 Brooklyn Robins @ Cleveland Indians in League Park, 1st base box seat: $3.30 1948 World Series Game 3 Boston Braves @ Cleveland Indians in Cleveland Municipal Stadium, Lower Reserve seat: $6.25 1948 World Series Game 6 Cleveland Indians @ Boston Braves in Braves Field, Grandstand seat: $6 1995 World Series Game 3 Atlanta Braves @ Cleveland Indians in Jacobs Field, SRO: $15 1995 World Series Game 5 Atlanta Braves @ Cleveland Indians in Jacobs Field, Field Box: $60 1997 World Series Game 5 Cleveland Indians @ Florida Marlins in Pro Player Stadium, Terrace Box: $50 (Canceled) 2007 World Series Game 2 in Jacobs Field, Upper Reserve: $150 2016 World Series Game 1 Chicago Cubs @ Cleveland Indians in Progressive Field, SRO: $100 2016 World Series Game 7 Chicago Cubs @ Cleveland Indians in Progressive Field, Diamond Box 2nd row seat behind the 1st base dugout: $420 Potential 2026 World Series Game 3, Milwaukee Brewers @ Cleveland Guardians in Progressive Field SRO: $899 SRO up 9x in 10 years and up 60x in 30 years?!? SRO game 1 costing over double what 2nd row diamond box cost for game 7 a decade ago? What is even happening here? @MLB @CleGuardians @ProblemsMlb
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Here’s the latest - They are waiting the rain out for a bit longer. See a few #Rays in the dugout. Grounds crew is taking a break. Warning track still has a few ponds of water as rain continues to fall but is in better shape than an hour ago. #Guardians
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THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THIS IS TRUE BUT IT IS
the 2025 nlcs vs. the 2026 nlcs
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Look I'm annoyed by the possible rain delay as much as anyone but this seems a bit excessive
CLE ~ Shooting - 4300s E164 - 60s M shot self in genitalia region. #ThingsWeHear -BW
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Imagine your batting gloves having the name of the pitcher you just hit a home run off of
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Petey Halpin’s home run from three different angles, raw and uncut 🔥
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A Guardians-Brewers World Series would be the matchup Midwest baseball fans have been arguing into existence at family reunions for decades. Everyone’s drinking. Three aunts will bring competing salads without actual veggies. Someone’s uncle will provide a route between Cleveland and Milwaukee that “saves you 20 minutes” and takes nine hours. And, yes, there will be little smokies in a crockpot older than the starting pitchers. We’ve waited our whole lives for this. Get the good paper plates. I’m begging you, baseball God’s. #mlb #guardians #brewers #postseason
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The timing of Patty Barrels’ home run IMMEDIATELY after the “Here’s what a dominant pitcher Rasmussen is” video is 🤌🏻 #GuardsBall
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The @CleGuardians are the first team in MLB postseason history to get shut out through 5 innings but then score in the 6th, 7th, 8th & 9th.
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Over-under on number of times we hear the national TV broadcasters say some version of “former Cleveland prospect Junior Caminero” during ALCS Game One—between first pitch and last out: ** 3.5 ** Place your bets below!
94%Over
6%Under
142 votes • Final results
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The Chicago White Sox swung 80 times last night and put only 9 balls into play.
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This pitch that Jose Ramirez hit for a home run was 0.74 ft above the ground. That’s the lowest pitch hit for a playoff HR since tracking began in 2008 🤯 (h/t @SlangsOnSports)
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🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨 Gavin Williams just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history: 5.2 IP | 1 H | 0 ER | 2 BB | 12 K CWS @ CLE That's the 422nd Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,647+ unique lines on record.
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Jose Ramirez is the new pope
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Hate all you like, this is the love of my life
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White Sox beat the Astros and now get to take on the Guardians.. quite possibly the easiest path of all time to a championship series
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